tumblings of the internet's girlfriend

*domestic goddess *web phenom *urban mermaid *porn unicorn

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Basically!

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Yup

[extreme-restraints]

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suffer beautifully 

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Yes, bitch! I'm fingering that Mac & Cheese. It's all mine!!! (at The Hungry Pig)

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Throwback Thursday: a Dana DeArmond selfie favorite

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dat ass

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Birthday shoes thanks @japandudegirl

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Fucking sick fan art for my birthday from serkotron.com

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Mom sent me this super cool foxy scarf for my birthday. I love it

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Posing with my favorite girl @famousdoodlebug photo: @joshua_darling

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I'm in the @vividradiosxm hall of fame. Literally. This picture is hanging in the hall

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that time Francesca Le and I were hot, dirty cops

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That time I met @rupaulofficial at a midnight showing of The Room

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DanaDeArmond.cammodels.com

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Flexin' with @kjdangerdoll before Dirty Nerdy on @vividradiosxm 102 live at 9e/6w call us 📞☎️ 855 99 VIVID (at Vivid Entertainment LLC)

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Me with my number one fan @asahole @asahole3 @asaakira at her book signing #insatiable #hustler #hollywood I respect this slut with all my heart.

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Hanging out with @jessieandrews lurking @asahole hustler store book signing #insatiable #books #reading #literacy #lifeofamodel

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Going live now on @vividradiosxm 102 Dirty Nerdy