Okay, so i just wanna rant about why i jumped into this ship that has a much worse fate than titanic itself yet has the best crew in the whole fucking world, none other than camren.
Before imma continue, i just wanna remind yall that this is just a bottled up opinion that keep raging inside,, the camila and matthew in the convenience store pict thing was the final shake it needs to burst open through the cork, so i might sound…uh, unreasonable and just plain cuckoo since well, her relationships is her business and it shouldn’t bother me, but idk i just need to get it out.
I fell in love with camren 3 weeks ago.
literally, under a month, i started to get so invested into this whole thing, camren, fifth harmony, and camila. yall must be thinking, “damn doesnt this bish have better things to do except lurking in tumblr and dream about an imaginary relationship between two existing celebrities?”
hell yeah i do, like that one lit assignment i should have been doing, but fuck that shit, imma rant about camren in tumblr instead.
kay, enough bout that, the point is, i fell into this fandom FAST and HARD. like, super fucking hard, and its scaring me tbh.
ALL BECAUSE OF A GODDAMN SHIP
what im gonna rant about and talk into detail is why, camren is so mf appealing.
They are more compatible than any existing couple could have ever wish for.
So we all know camila is like, that one goofy ass friend, the one you must protecc at all cost, fucken adorable not because they be acting cutesy but bcause fuck have u seen the way u smile??????? she’s that one that would crack dad jokes in ungodly moments but can be so fucking deep, you’ll just pause and give them that “did the soul of aristotles possessed you or what” stare. It might have been just my perspective, but as someone who behave similarly(im not cute, sadly), i would say camila is more of a realist, but leaning more on the pessimistic side. horrible jokes are one of the ways to balance it all out.
and then we have lauren. like, up to this day, i still dont know how to describe her personality. maybe its because of all the fanfictions clouding my judgement, but seriously, this girl is one tough nut to crack. like, one day she gon say “bish i aint bi” the next day she be sending letters to the president abt being a proud bi. not to mention standing for women rights, being that kickass feminist and a human rights activist, but then she gon be dating a guy that hoped someone’s family dies and goes to strip clubs to celebrate shit. like, lauren are u hot or cold??????
but one thing i do know is that lauren is a humorous person, she has great taste in things whether its clothes or song e.g. someone who can appreciate art or, creative, she is someone who stand by her beliefs, independent, feisty, a caring person and protective of the people around her.
this is just my imagination talking, but, imagine this:
camila is a self conscious person, she gets anxious about things, she thinks about things a lot, worry about them, contrary to lauren who would confidently stride through everything, with all the sass and ass *slapped*.
i wont use the magnet theory, but its just so beautiful how they both could easily complement each other. lauren could help camila with moving forward, while camila mellow her out. they can give each other confidence and support.
there are so many ways these two women could snug comfortably into two pieces of the same puzzle but i know yall know what im tryna to say so….yeah.
They are so pleasing to see in the same frame.
i wont even lie, camren is the most visually pleasing pair of human beings to ever be captured in the same frame. some people would think how nice it would be to be as pretty as them, well i say i’ll be just as content to see these two goddesses stand besides each other in under one meter radius.
see what im talking about?
i really dig the monochrome look,
Gravitate towards… the darkness. *wink*
the way they look at each other
any kind of person would call me a freaking delulu when i told them that two girls are in love with each other with only the way they eye the other.
like, uh, why dont you just ship their eyeballs instead?
and then you’ll show them the clips and then suddenly theyre a devoted member of the camren cult.
like, it happened to me, so,
anyway, i wont deliberate further cause i know yall already know how these two gays are, its basically camren textbook.
the camren fandom is one of the best fandom i had ever been in
literally there are no dedicated shippers like the camren shippers. except larry shippers, perhaps. BUT, LIKE,
IM SO IN LOVE WITH THE PEOPLE IN THIS FANDOM, YALL MIGHT BE A BIT DELULU AND PROBABLY SCARING A LOT OF FBI AGENTS BUT DAMN I FUCKING LOVE YALL, THE FANDOM IS FILLED WITH SO MANY TALENTED PEEPS, LIKE, THE FANARTS, FANFICS AND THE FRIGGIN MANIPS LIKE, I BECAME PARANOID BECAUSE YALL’S MANIPS ARE LIKE THE REAL DEAL I CANT EVEN DIFFERENTIATE IT FROM REALITY LIKE HOW YALL CAN DO THAT SHIT BUT FUCK NO THANK YOUS CAN EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE YALL’S CREATIONS, EVEN IF OTHERS(including lauren) CALLS US DELUSIONAL.
even tho we are all a band of cuckoos who probably look into things a little too deep, we all have good intentions and most of us actually knows our boundaries, and yes we enjoy this a bit too much but i guess there is that longing we all have, longing to see that one perfect couple, two people who just fits each other like gloves, we thrive for that one ending, where camren become real, and maybe to prove to ourselves that there are a perfect love amongst so many imperfections. and maybe to give us a lil bit of hope to find the camila to our lauren and the lauren to our camila.
thats all i’ve to say about this ship, and yes, camren might wont be real, and we might can only rely on the only thing we have been doing all this time,
being delusional and using our sherlock holmes sixth sense
but there are always the hope of tomorrow, and the hints, as subtle or as tiny it might be, its still there, and there’s nothing wrong with holding onto that glimmer of hope.
to close this rant imma just say,
tyren wont last, its a goddamn PR. including mattmila. before some naive teenagers tryna debunk, research more and look into things deeper. we might be delusional and over analyzing things, but really, with how the music industry has always been, nothing is how as it seems. they manipulate so much, the truth might as well be 6 feet under. but being delusional is probably the shovel that is required to dig up the truth
