Never Grow Up✨

[dancein-therain]

My child owns my heart ((and my bed)) That is all.

[loumandliker]

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

[teenagerposts]

“Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.”

— -Matthew Fisher on Tamed by Emma Chase (via suspend)

[teenscoolest]

[famousest-deactivated20210114]

crush accidentally makes physical contact with you

[dancein-therain]

I dreamt about you last night

[dancein-therain]

Oof I need so much therapy

[tonedeafparrot]

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[uberfluss]

I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE THE GRAPES

[ianelri]

i need to know if this friend is actually named murphy or if they were given the nickname murphy because they’re a walking disaster

[oopsabird]

murphy’s law: if left unsupervised and uninhibited, anything which murphy can do, they will

[officialunitedstates]

me: has absolutely no idea what size an acre is in real people language

[aceofsquiddles]

1% the size of the wood where Winnie the Pooh lives, next question

[neonmanatee]

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

[dancein-therain]

7 years of bad habits, 4 years of good ones, all to return to where I started. I will get back there someday. I will reach the top of my own mountain. Just not today.

[weloveshortvideos]

Who’s that hiding under the sheets?

[awed-frog]

This is, like, the opposite of a horror movie.

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

teacher: here’s ur topic me: oh jeez i hate that topic teacher: pick your own topic me: oh jeez im not a decision maker

[chickenfarmersan]

[jumex]

These are all important things

[thecommonchick]

[matialonsorphoto]

falling

more on my instagram @matialonsor

[sunnyandpositive]

I love the clouds 🌤☁️❤️