recreational pussy destroyer

maggie (she/her), verified winona ryder lookalike // 22 // queer // pls dont direct message me :) asks and submissions only

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[animusbell]

Literally have not been able to stop thinking about this line for weeks something is wrong with me

[cowboyhatesithere]

Daily gratitude

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful

[mouselikething]

Flowery doesnt feel like an industry plant sexyman to me its more like the satirization of sexyman tropes. yes here is my deltarune oc hes skinny enough to fit behind a lamppost and hes blond and hes basically an au of Flowey (dont thiink about it) and hes gay and he has 999 in every stat and hes perfect and everyone loves him. like how is anyone possibly taking that seriously

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[saltedume]

[iftadwascool]

[modormouth]

look at what you've done

[jame7t]

welcome to my weird little place

[cryptotheism]

My warpick

[jame7t]

stop adding your warpick to all my posts

[dappledwithshadow]

Claude Monet Lilacs in the Sun 1872

[8syntheticanimal8]

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[lakemichigans]

how it feels to listen to lights by ellie goulding

[throathole]

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

[throathole]

Destruction. Annihilation, even

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

[cheddar-baby]

Peeing

[cryptotheism]

Again with this

[cheddar-baby]

are you mad at me?

[cryptotheism]

Knock it off

[cheddar-baby]

[cryptotheism]

Huh, must've been the wind.