recreational pussy destroyer

maggie (she/her), verified winona ryder lookalike // 22 // queer // pls dont direct message me :) asks and submissions only

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[justnoodlefishthings]

DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 ON JUNE 24

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[crazysodomite]

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

[nylarac]

[ddeck]

id be unstoppable if it wasn't for the evil brain disorder

[northirish]

Today's shitpost is cancelled. Everyone gets an extra ten minutes to play outside instead

[botanyshitposts]

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[flipocrite]

[clickityweasel]

[catboybiologist]

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[2nddoughnut]

the best family in all of fiction i fear

[matchagirl]

[homura]

[kosmogrl]

[animentality]

[bafahy]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the ashtrays in airplane bathrooms are a fascinating harm reduction metaphor. yes it's illegal as hell to smoke in there. yes there's a smoke detector that will snitch on you the second you light up. so why is there an ashtray? because if there weren't, your single momentary dumbass crime could kill 300 people. it is fucking vital that if someone does have a lit cigarette on a plane, they have a place to safely put it out.

[faithdeans]

those men should not be allowed to leave their natural habitat (supernatural)... it's cruel to round them up and put them on display in a zoo (the boys)

[cryptidcola]

yummyyyy

[tonedeafparrot]

twins