I am but a simple farmer tending to my meme crops

[distractedboyfriend]

[the-lilac-grove]

Hark, A Vagrant, by Kate Beaton

[distractedboyfriend]

[distractedboyfriend]

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

Distracted boyfriend :: older versions

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“He was constantly reminded of how startlingly different a place the world was when viewed from a point only three feet to the left.” ― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok so i went ahead and made this into a fanfic actually

[thelightningvars]

Our GM Mike did a dramatic reading and made this: https://youtu.be/hhR2kN6_4gw

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you wouldn’t rickroll a person who wrote grinch x tony the tiger fanfic for you, would u?

[horrorwomensource]

SINNERS 2025, dir. Ryan Coogler

[chickenfarmersan]

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

At least show us the bison!

[chickenfarmersan]

[zdravomilla-deactivated20220114]

The best update.

[milqi]

wholesome and true - do not mess with the wildlife

[the-real-seebs]

to be clear, i bet this man has saved several lives, because yellowstone, in particular, has a huge problem with tourists being unable to comprehend that large animals are dangerous.

[beatnikdaddio]

[hollowhugo]

Very Important Science™

(og idea "boob is too funny... tit is too aggressive... breast is too formal..." from @ pixiething on twitter)

[willgrahamscock]

whatever I don’t even like your big slutty eyes and swagless aura

[willgrahamscock]

I lied, I want you so badly

[80sanime]

[assyrianjalebi]

Megan Fox in Passion Play (2010)

[chickenfarmersan]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[desiccantdonoteat]

[needlepointcursewords]

[notsoterriblymisanthropic]

the one addition that truly makes this clip even more powerful is knowing that Mr Sterling is this guy:

I am in awe trying to imagine the sheer levels of non sequiturs they would be able to produce together.

[hugothagod-blog]

@lovelynicocoa l #HugoThaGod l #lovelynicocoa l #fdau

[citycoldchillin]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]