I love you.

[turntnip]

check your candy!

[the-trash-ghost-deactivated2017]

>do NOT have unwrapped goodies (ex. An apple, a gumball) >do NOT have goodies distributed in a container that does not have the corresponding logo on it (ex. jellybeans in a metal tin, Fruit Rollups in a plastic baggie >do NOT have goodies whose wrappers/bags/boxes are easily opened and closed again (ex. Tootsie Rolls, Smarties/Rockets, Starbursts, Rolos) >do NOT drink ANY liquid substances >do NOT have goodies while you are still out trick-or-treating—ALWAYS have an adult check first

BE SAFE!!!!

[phan-you-not]

who the FUCK DOES THIS

[moonkitty]

when i was 12, i got home after trick or treating and i found a needle in a mars bar, please check your candy and be safe

[rosewaterfinish]

Many hospitals will xray candy for free to check for needles and razor blades. Stay safe! If you’re in doubt just go buy sale candy the day after halloween!

[maddiesenses-deactivated2017031]

Mackenzie Ziegler and Brynn Rumfallo dancing to a Hip Hop/Jazz combo to “Sweet Dream by Beyonce” at ALDC LA this week

[alwaysreinhart]

Happy 14th Birthday Rowan Blanchard

[iwasthinkingofanimeagain-deacti]

Tumblr and anime part 8

[awisemanoncesaidnothing]

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

[yoheezy]

are you telling me the fastest man in the world has the fastest slowest animal

[hopeless-little-lover]

Reblog if you’d actually care if I killed myself tonight…

Please don’t scroll past this…

[norisblackbook]

Auntie Kourt strikes again. This time my precious Penelope is on the receiving end of her negligence. Between being abandoned by Scott and the trauma of getting a door slammed in her face by her mom, P is going to be in therapy until she’s 38. 

[kateordie]

The greatest ending in film history

[narvhina]

I’ll never go back on my word…because that’s my ninja way

[annalovesfiction]

I don’t feel like losing.

[bestfunny]

i recommend the creme brulee

i recommend you go away

[troianforlife]

[juliantinadeanoru]

Spencer Hastings + emojis

[comedycentral]

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

not even fuckin risking it at this stage

[c-itylust-deactivated20200202]

hahhaha gOD DAMMIT

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

not even fuckin risking it at this stage

[c-itylust-deactivated20200202]

hahhaha gOD DAMMIT

[chanellisms]

Back to Back- “Obama” to Donald Trump Literally the funniest shit ever

[trynaschoollife]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. FSE!!!!

[mojo-momo]

YAAAAAASSSSSS 🔥🔥🔥

[actualblackgirl-deactivated2019]

BITCH!

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

Bro!!!

[dreadheadsuperman]

Is the world poor or your soul poor😂🔥

[dynastylnoire]

Okay so where can I cop this? 

it on itunes? 

google play? 

my tax return? 

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

Obama is up to date on all of the internet memes. LMAO, this is awesome.

[mspurple23]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂