It's such a beautiful day

Going HAM in a lab coat. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

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[end transmission]

Peace out, ya'll. Thanks for the hangs.

Don't trust anyone.

If you want it done right, do it yourself.

Fight the power. Hold tight to peace.

Make the trade for magic beans.

If it was made, it can be remade.

Be the God you want to worship.

If you can't be good, be good at it.

Learn from the mistakes of others.

Excess Input = Satisfactory Output.

Baby steps.

FXCK censorship.

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"Skrrt skrrt!"

- Me (Driving fast)

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So this is the part of the story where I seem overwhelmed and a magic genie intervenes to save - oh theres no magic genie? And there's HOW MUCH at stake? Cool.

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"STEM folks are the best folks. Everyone else can die. In fact they would without the STEM folks."

- And You Thought I Was A Sociopath

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"Yeah, he's an even bigger shithead than you."

- Sounds Like A Compliment To Me

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Buck Rogers and the Pew Pew Pew Shoot Em Up Gang

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I have two stages: not drunk enough for this shit, and way too drunk for this shit.

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You can be not unhappy and bored.

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Interviewer: So what would you say is your greatest weakness?

Me: Sundresses.

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Good news: I'm only kind of freaking out sometimes.

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I would describe my aesthetic as somewhere between "Soviet-era jazz playing from a wind-up turntable" and "jackfruit home defense systems."

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Me: *Doing questionable things with a forklift*

Coworker: Haha Who's OSHA?

Me: No. WHO and OSHA are two separate groups.

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Let's just go ahead and live like Social Security won't hit insolvency by 2034.

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Do you even know how many fucking pens I break on myself air drumming fuuuuck

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