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[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

Wake up america

[dancinginthehailstorm-blog]

Still in love

[folie-a-nudes-blog]

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

[iamthedukeofurl]

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

[words-of-emotion]

[galaxy-of-possibility]

shout out to the 90% of my followers that dont like reblog or message me at all but still follow me for some reason

**99%😂

[new-mithraic]

"According to the FBI, there have been 129 confirmed white Christian terrorists in the last 20 years. That includes Timothy McVae, the uni-bomber, the Atlanta Olympics bomber and dozens of family planning centers and abortion clinics. Muslims? 19. Which would make white people the most likely demographic to commit a terrorist attack. So watch your mouth before you call me a terrorist or I’ll knock your fucking teeth out.”

[night-catches-us]

[newestvegas]

"Ah, Perry the platypus!"

"What an unexpected -"

"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!"

"You’re trapped!"

"By societal convention!"

"Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

"That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down."

[ramennochibi]

the writers for this show deserve more credit man

[nucherub]

Hahahaha very clever

[lordoftheinternet]

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

[khubaani]

when you randomly get a ton of followers out of no where

[christianmingle-deactivated2022]

My grandpas texts are the best

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

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[koalaallah-deactivated20190105]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!

[dorkyhanji-archive-deactivated2]

if someone tells you your clothing style is gay, respond with:

"yeah, it came out of the closet this morning."

[dorkyhanji-archive-deactivated2]

[kushandwizdom]

[veryfunnymemes]

Everything teen

[mutecl-deactivated20131129]

if halloween to new years isnt ur fave time of the year get out

[oomshi]

the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both

[animateglee-archived]

Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.

[marcholasmoth]

I’M GONNA CRY

[ilovebrucewillis]

[blackandmildwithgod-deactivated]

where do you get Cheetos that big

[swaysclothingline-deactivated20]

that’s a chihuahua

[miacoda]

Those are carrots.

[thehealthywarrior]

this post is a mess.

[100andsome]

[hplyrikz]

I can relate to this

[dancinginthehailstorm-blog]

New goal- improve my swag and cool vocabulary. Move on from bad, cool, nice, swag, and great things to the awe-inspiring, breathtaking, gloomy yet marvelous things

[pizza]

apology to everyone xx

[dancinginthehailstorm-blog]

This is beautiful. Why don't more people learn the power of an apology? Lose you're pride and apologize like this sweet girl.