Just Jake

JUST JAKE So it looks like you've stalked enough blogs before stumbling into mine. I go by Jake, just Jake. I'm at Mckinley high and dating Kitty Wilde. I don't care about bull or lies, so if that's what you're here for move it along. If you've got a problem with me then chances are I really don't give a damn so move it along. Find someone that will actually care. If you've got something to say drop it in my box, that doesn't mean I'll answer. Blackmailer: None Task: Not started Date: None

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TEXT: KITTY

Kitty: I didn't know that at the time.

Jake: Well now you do, and as long as you keep your promises.

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PRIVATE // PUCKERBROS

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youarepucked:

Don’t get me wrong, after I got kicked out of mom’s, she totally beat my ass and told me if I didn’t straighten up, I’d find myself out on the street. But, she’s like the coolest grandmother you’ll ever find. Well, except like, Santana’s Abuela. I’ll make sure to call Sarah and tell her you wanna meet her. God forbid you come talk to your big brother and work shit out without bein’ threatened. Nah, probably not. You walk into temple like that, you’re gonna get a menorah chucked at your head.

I could always go after someone like Rachel Berry. She’s a goodie-two-shoes.

Sounds like you needed it though. I’m sure getting beaten off your grandma didn’t hurt your rep too badly. Santana’s Abuela? She’s not as crazy as Lopez, right? Yeah, thanks for that. Is she a brat like you, too? I might have broken a door before I came talking to you, so she’s got reasons to threaten shit. Nah, it might knock some sense into me.  If i’m doing this properly, I should probably give it up then.

She seems a lot more trouble then she’s worth, but go for it if she’s your type. Pretty sure there is only one way you can stop her talking though. 

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TEXT: KITTY

Kitty: I'm sorry, Jake. I didn't mean for this to happen. It just did.

Jake: I know, you just happened to choose the one person I had left as family.

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TEXT: KITTY

Kitty: My feelings for Puck aren't just gonna go away overnight. But yeah, I'll try.

Jake: Yeah, its not like I can forget about that. Okay, good.

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PRIVATE // PUCKERBROS

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youarepucked:

You could probably tell her that I taught you how to do something bad and she’d believe you and hit me instead. She’s crazy, but…what can I say, the only woman who’s ever given a shit about me. I’m sure she’d really like to meet you too, though she ain’t home much. She’s pretty much only here during the summer. It’s kind of…disorienting sometimes, you know? Nah, you’re goin’ to enjoy yourself– promise.

She’s crazy for you, dude. If you two really got somethin’ special, then make it work. And don’t worry about me, I’ll just back off. I’m just somethin’ shiny and new, and she’ll get annoyed with me and she’ll fawn over you again. I’ve been around this block a bunch of times, Jakey. I ain’t worth nothin’. But you? You’re a good guy. You deserve each other.

She sounds like a good person then. She gave you a chance. I can come see her if you want. Thats cool then, next time she’s in town we can meet up. Family is important man, plus my mom’s kind of threatened to put my phone in the washing machine if I don’t fix stuff with my siblings. Looking forward to it man. I’m guessing I shouldn’t start my Sunday with a bacon Sandwich then? 

I don’t think that’s true, she sounds pretty crazy for you. Dude, you keep putting yourself down like this I will hit you. You ever think you just need the right girl? Maybe you need a girl that’s good, someone to help you get back on track. 

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TEXT: KITTY

Kitty: I like you too. No.

Jake: If that's what you want then we can fix whatever this is, but you got to try to.

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biff-mcintosh:

I’ll admit, I am tempted to check it out. I mean, I’ve received the offer to visit a frequent enough number of times to where I’m rather curious. Perhaps I’ll sit in at some point next week.

Nope problem man, with Berry in there I’m sure no one will even notice. They’ll all be to focused and staring daggers at her. 

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TEXT: KITTY

Kitty: Then why don't you just break up with me?

Jake: Because I actually like you. Do you want me to?

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PRIVATE // PUCKERBROS

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youarepucked:

No regrets, either– she’s got this curling iron the size of my fist and I’ve been hit with it more times than I’d like to admit. Uh, yeah, I do. She…she stays with Ma though. I got into some trouble and I wasn’t allowed to live with her anymore. So, Nana and I have been crashin’ together. Yeah, he used to stay with us after– my Ma let him use her a lot. I just hate him, okay– I look like him, I even kind of sound like him, people compare me to him ‘cos I’m a bad kid, but I– what the fuck ever. I just want him gone. She smacks pretty hard too. I’ve gotten welts before. And she’ll go straight for the throat if you’re not careful. My adams apple will never recover.

I’m tryin’ man, but you’re right, it ain’t easy. Not when I’ve been doin’ the wrong thing for so long.

Damn, I’ll try extra hard and if she still gets pissed with something I do, I’ll blame it on my big bro. That sucks man, I’d love to see her some time though, being half sister and all. Yeah, you do look like him. Don’t let that mean anything though. Dude, maybe this temple family visit thing isn’t a good idea. I kind of like my Adams apple the way it is. 

Kitty has probably already ran and told you, but she told me she likes you earlier. Women are so confusing man, maybe I shouldn’t have tried this relationship thing. 

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TEXT: KITTY

Kitty: Yeah, I'll leave Puck alone.

Kitty: I don't want you to.

Jake: Good, thanks.

Jake: You make it hard for me to believe that's true.

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TEXT: KITTY

Kitty: It's just a silly crush, Jake. It'll go away soon and if it doesn't... I don't know.

Jake: Just, no flirting with my brother. Please? I want to trust you. He's working hard to fix things between us so don't make it harder.

Jake: I'm falling for you Kit, should I stop?

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TEXT: KITTY

Kitty: I won't lie to you. Yes, I still like you.

Jake: I don't know what you want me to do Kit, I've been trying. I thought we finally had something.

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TEXT: KITTY

Jake: Okay.

Kitty: Sorry.

Jake: At least you're honest. So, do you even still want to be with me? Do you even like me still?

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TEXT: KITTY

Kitty: Yeah, I do.

Kitty: Use your hand, Jake.

Jake: Okay.

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TEXT: KITTY

Kitty: I think you would. Of course I didn't beg for them. He just sent them to me.

Kitty: Because I said so.

Jake: Harsh. No, I'm over Marley Kit. I mean it. You like my brother though, more than a friend, don't you?

Jake: fine, how about you help me release all this tension another way then?

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Private: Not a word. Plus I'm coming with you, see if it helps any. He's an ass, we were okay because mom had a decent wage at the time, but he took a fair bit of it. I feel bad for your mom, all the shit she must have dealt with. She won't slap me when she sees me at temple, will she? Yeah, that wasn't he best of meetings, might want to work on your intros Noah. I know you bro, I forgive you.

Private: I think you’ll like it there, no foolin’. No cursin’ around Nana either– she’ll flip shit on you and hit you with the nearest object. Dad never gave a shit about my mom, and he certainly never gave a shit about me, so I can’t even really be too upset. Like, yeah, I’m angry, but what’s in the past is in the past and I don’t feel shit for him anymore. My Ma is a strong woman and she got through it with grace. And even though I don’t live with her anymore, my sister looks out for her. Nah, my Ma will probably introduce herself, be grumpy ‘cos she never has coffee before temple, and then sit in silence for an hour.

Probably– there are a lot of people that ain’t too happy with me right now.

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Private: I’ll make sure to keep it clean around here then or she might bash my head in. You got a sister right? Did he stay with use after he left me and mom? He was kind of a once a month visitor at our house. I hated him coming over. I don’t either and its good, we don’t need him dragging us down. You got to have something about you to hate him so much. We might have some of his traits, but that’s easy enough to fix. I don’t want to be anything like him. Okay then, I get enough smacks across the head off my own mom for cheek, so I’ll be a good boy at temple. 

Well, you aren’ the best at intros and you make some stupid choices, but you came clean to me. You want to be better. I know more than anyone how hard it is to do the right thing with Puckerman blood in your veins.