Living This Way Is My Way Of Getting Revenge

Indie Ymir RP Blog

[5hio]

And I feel the light for the very first time Not anybody knows that I am lucky to be alive

[dancingtitan]

Connie: Have you ever been with a guy?

Ymir: The only thing I've been with a guy is annoyed.

[alecistired]

Eruri & Yumihisu

[dancingtitan]

*Ymir and Eren going undercover*

Ymir: You'd make a decent prostitute.

Eren: Excuse you, I'd make an amazing prostitute, but that's not the point-

[dancingtitan]

Reiner: Come on. I didn’t drink that much last night.

Ymir: You were flirting with Eren.

Reiner: So what, he’s my boyfriend.

Ymir: You asked him if he was single.

Ymir: And started crying when he said no.

[dancingtitan]

Life Advice ft. Warrior Cadets

Eren: Make his dick hard, not his life.

Annie: Break their bed, not their heart.

Ymir: Play with her boobs, not her feelings.

Reiner: Get on his dick, not on his nerves.

Bertoldt:

Bertoldt: Always salt your pasta while boiling it?

[incorrect-aot-quotes]

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

Ymir

[kyojuuros]

:(

[mirayama]

[levizs]

“Requiem der Morgenröte”, Linked Horizon.

[dancingtitan]

@armatii

[jesssnote]

When your bestfriend miss her girlfriend so much.

[nelldya]

Ymir judging suspenders-kun

[incorrect-aot-quotes]

Historia: [gets a paper cut]

Ymir: HASN'T SHE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH!

[dancingtitan]

Ymir: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Krista.

Eren: Not everyone likes Krista.

Ymir: Who doesn’t?

Eren: Well—

Ymir, drawing her blade: Names, damn it. I want names.

[dancingtitan]

Ymir: Well? Did you tell him?

Reiner: No, the moment wasn’t right.

Reiner: Look, Eren could be my future husband and I want it to be perfect.

Ymir: Aww, that’s so sweet. You chickened out like a little bitch.

[dancingtitan]

Ymir: Krista and I are no longer friends.

Krista: That’s literally the worst way to tell people we’re dating.