me: hoe don’t do it me: *starts crying* me: oh my god
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@dandilion-sweetheart
me: hoe don’t do it me: *starts crying* me: oh my god
Adults that tell little boys they shouldn’t cry are trash.
Being Friends with the Signs VS Being Best Friends with them
Aries: shy and calm/ caring and compassionate Taurus: sweet and shy/ Satan Gemini: pretty much a dick/ emotional and depressed Cancer: attractive and intimidating/ a big teddy bear Leo: gay/ bADDEST BITCH THAT YOU CANT HELP BUT LOVE Virgo: energetic and crazy/ same thing but tells you more Libra: gREAT/ emotional and really sweet Scorpio: flirtatious and ew/ a bitch Sagittarius: Weird, shy, and annoying/ even more weird, shy, and annoying. Really upfront Capricorn: fun/ fun/ fun/ fun Aquarius: fun and carefree/ a total sweetheart Pieces: really gay/ energetic and smart
why are white boys so obsessed with the zombie apocalypse??? like calm down jeremy, how do you even expect to escape the undead when you’re wearing flip flops and board shorts? you think your ironic graphic tshirt is gonna ward them off? get your dorito dust fingers outta here.
*looks really innocent but is actually a sex freak*
text over still - Trainspotting (1996) dir. Danny Boyle
the signs under stress
Aries: snappish, prone to outbursts, can't sleep
Taurus: moody, whiny, short-tempered, blunt
Gemini: distant, aloof, will bite your head off at the smallest thing
Cancer: teary, fragile, may have stomach pains, may even become depressed
Leo: glares a lot, doesn't want to talk, may break down in tears
Virgo: becomes very quiet, refuses to eat, avoids people
Libra: short-tempered, snarky, them-against-the-world feeling
Scorpio: tense, aloof, may have explosive loss of temper
Sagittarius: rude, more blunt than usual, takes risks
Capricorn: grumpy, snappish, feels attacked
Aquarius: distances themselves, glares at people, impatient
Pisces: tearful, stress-eats, pouty, complains
me to me: stOP HAVING FEELINGS YOU BIG BOOB
I cared once. Fucked me up.
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when u feel like writing a fucking drabble
Late night. The faint glow of a laptop screen as Davinder watches some Sci-Fi documentary with his earphones in. Taylor sprawled out next to him, or rather on top of him, his legs spread, arms taking way too much space. The blond snores peacefully.
Not anymore, though. A whine escapes his lips as his position closes up, the blond looks defensive. "Don'... hur'... No. Davey?"
The younger boy sighs and takes his earphones out - the left first, then the right. His free hand goes to rest on his boyfriend's head and stroke his hair as he checks the time in the lower corner of his laptop's screen. 2:51 AM.
Taylor's leg jerks and he grabs Davinder's shirt in a tight fist. The brunet gently loosens his fingers one by one and shakes him a little; not enough to startle him, just to let him know he was there. The tanned one gasps as he wakes up in a fear-induced sweat and looks around innocently.
"What was it this time?" Davinder asks.
"Uh... the spiders again. They were tryin'a - tryin'a eat you and, uh, stuff like that." Taylor is almost as bad a liar as his boyfriend is. "It was pretty wild."
The taller boy raises an eyebrow. "You know I don't ever believe you when you tell me that, right?"
"Whatever," the mumbled response comes as the blond's head nuzzles into Davinder's shirt. It smells good. Like detergent and cinnamon gum and a little bit of coffee. It makes him feel safe - but that isn't the problem now.
Taylor isn't afraid of his dad anymore. That's what he tells himself - so his subconscious makes up different scenarios now. It always starts out with him realizing he's in his old bed. He can't breathe. This isn't happening. It can't be, but it is. Muffled sounds from across the hall - smacking. He's hurting Davinder, his little precious flower, his lantern. It's dark; Taylor closes his eyes. He has to make a choice now. More and more he's been deciding to go help out his love, but that always ends up in himself getting beat up. Taylor fucking faggot fucking weak-ass wimp you're not a man you're no son of mine you're a disgrace you killed your mom just by being born.
"I don't wanna," the blond remembers he's in Davinder's bed. In Davinder's house. Not his shitty apartment, not the house of his nightmares, in Davinder's house.
"Sweetie, it's okay. I'm here. There are no spiders."
Poor kid, he had no fucking idea.
he’s 66 and constantly amazed with technology
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"Aint worth thinkin’ bout it, so shut’cher mouth an’ choose a damn seat. Front, or bed?"
She had spoken regarding both his topics, and though Aphrodite didn’t hate the boy, she had a short fuse and didn’t want to waste any time. Tapping her fingers on the steering wheel, she impatiently awaited the blond’s arrival.
In more ways than one, Taylor was comparable to an overgrown golden retriever. Notably, he had a tendency to stick his head out the window while riding shotgun. Riding the bed was like Christmas - no extra work needed to get the wind blowing through his hair.
"Bed, dude!" He exclaimed while jumping in.
The blonde rolled her eyes, preparing herself for a bumpy ride. "This oughta be fun"
"Well tha’s jus’ too bad, aint it?"
Right after hitting the gas extremely hard, the boy braked harshly. "Whoa, bruh, that's some crazy shit! I wanna drive more often." The sentence was followed by another sudden kick to the gas accompanied by some very sharp turns.
*deletes vulnerable/emotional text posts* I have a bitch reputation to maintain
dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?
me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss
me: *takes sip*
me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started