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Dan; he/they? eh who knows anymore. Always obsessed with Shane (Stardew Valley) and Stargate: Atlantis. LADS sideblog: @dandy-lads I’m old

[dandydanja]

Dan / Dandy || 28 || he/they

MAIN FANDOMS: Stargate: Atlantis, Stardew Valley, Love and Deepspace (see side blog @dandy-lads) || secondary fandoms: ATLA/TLOK, Star Trek: Voyager, Dungeon Crawler Carl, anything written by Andy Weir ||

I write sometimes, when the brain worms allow it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

AO3 LINK

MASTERLIST

Stardew Valley:

Guilty Pleasures: A Pepper Problems Fanfic

Shane has spent his whole life trying not to want things, because if you want things, you either never get them or you lose them. But the farmer is making that so damn hard. // angst and fluff and smut // 18k words // 3 of 3 chapters // AO3 LINK

BONUS: writing playlist and song analysis for GP:PP

Follow You Into the Dark

Shane has built walls around his heart that are too thick to tear down - at least, that’s what he tells himself. Sunny, the new farmer, has past hurts of her own, but she somehow sees right through Shane’s defenses. “She was sunshine, and he was mildew at best.” // heavy angst and hurt/eventual comfort // 30k words and counting // 9 of ? chapters // AO3 LINK

“CLINT ROMANCEABLE / 1.7” THOUGHTS part 1 || part 2

“SHANE ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS” THOUGHTS

“EMILY’S NOT THAT WEIRD” THOUGHTS

LOVE AND DEEPSPACE

See side-blog masterlist here

CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS

(please bully me about these)

Stargate: Atlantis isekai ft. autistic MC

Shane (Stardew Valley) Yaoi ft. internalized homophobia

The Train (original visual novel)

As of yet unnamed original time travel story ft. transmasc MCs

MY MAIN TAGS:

dandy rambles // laugh rule // Shane my beloved

[lilislegacy]

the concept of percy and annabeth watching a marine life documentary together and annabeth is sobbing because the narrator is discussing climate change effects while sad music plays and percy is giggling because the octopus and shark have been calling each other sea slurs in almost all the footage

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[rebloggingistheenemy]

[inviernodel95]

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

[hugsohugs]

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging

truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind

[anablepsian]

These are the most fuckable bookshelves I’ve ever seen

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[quinintheclouds]

ADHD culture is overusing ( ) and — and ; and … in everything you write because you have so many side thoughts that just GO there and wouldn’t make sense anywhere else

New tag game: are you a Too Many (Parenthesis) ADHD, a Too Many — Hyphens — ADHD, a Too; Many; Semicolons; ADHD, or a Too…. Many…. Ellipses… ADHD…? 

[gay-jesus-probably]

jokes on you motherfucker i’m all of them at once

[morrithal]

You seat a table of three for breakfast and the woman says hmm yes I will have a loaded waffle tower please and you say ma'am that's a children's item and she says so and you say okay fine and the man who brought a whole laptop in says ah, I will have what the lady is having and an orange soda and you say for breakfast and he says of course and then the guy who is clearly a criminal says what kind of bread do you use for your French toast and you say ... White and he says can I sub brioche and you say we don't have brioche and he sighs and says I'll get the rooty tooty... Whatever the cowboy omelette and the other two start razzing him about being a cowboy and when you come to check up on them the woman is playing airplane with the loaded waffle tower trying to get the criminal to eat it and they tip $200 and your watch has been replaced with a better watch

[impactvelocity]

I was looking at Leverage fic on AO3, read the tag "hand job" and thought "I don't remember that episode" in all seriousness before it hit me

[deleat-me]

[alivehouse]

actually creators can be wrong about their characters sometimes. for example sometimes a creator thinks their character has blue eyes

[erinbowbooks]

[micamone]

[stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling]

[jessaerys]

everyone talks about the ocasional like from the respected mutual that makes you go oh thank god you haven't unfollowed me but no one ever talks about how it will never be on a good post. it's never you at your posting best it's always on some bullshit like: made sanbwich. with loaf (bad pun for love)

[zooeyrush]

this last episode of season 4 is horrible and i want it to go away

[kobriena]

tagged: #he gave up his entire life #we always say that #but really #he did #Rodney gave up making amazing discoveries and went to work for a community college #can you imagine how that must have been for a man of his intelligence? #and he worked for YEARS on the math #all to make sure he could send John home #set the timeline right #because john can fix it of course he can #even when years go by and the immediacy of the memories fade #memories of John and Ronon and Teyla #Sam and Jennifer #even after all those years Rodney continues to work #idk man I just have a lot of Last Man feels #rmckay

These tags.  I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it.  The Last Man is named for Rodney.  He works it all out, saves Sheppard, saves Teyla, defeats Michael and saves the galaxy.  And he’ll never know it worked.

25 years of planning and slog, all because he believes in Sheppard so much.  He’s the biggest, and most disregarded, hero in two galaxies.  And he’s so alone and sad.  It breaks my heart.

[aroace-ryland-grace]

thinking about the parallels between these three shots and how grace is fighting to keep his eyes open in the first two and in the third his fight is finally over and he can close them by his own volition out of pure relief & love for his best friend

[waltzingbi]

sunday again i guess