FORKED TONGUE.

private / mutually exclusive canon divergent aiden of mtv's teen wolf. © written by shay.

[dangerouscharmer]

ethanthebroken.

           ❝ what ?? there is NOT. ❞

‘  i  can  even  feel  it  when  i  close  my  eyes,   bro.   it’s  like  it  has  its  own  gravity  or  something  . . .    —-   kinda  looks  like  uranus.  ‘

[dangerouscharmer]

my gf has been at work since 7am and it is now past 8pm and i am so,, ,  Alone.  .., my poor woman

[dangerouscharmer]

                                         SURPRISE, BITCH!

         back w/ mostly crack b/c i am too seasoned to take this shit so seriously anymore lmao.

[dangerouscharmer]

rb to petition jalen's crust

[dangerouscharmer]

 ‘   there’s  a  huge  pimple  right  in  the  middle  of  your  head.   ‘

[dangerouscharmer]

toleraverimus:

#exceptionally illiterate moron is almost a compliment in itself

#how could you

[chronicles-of-nick]

There is no corner of hell you can find where I will not hunt you down, drag you out, and torture you until you bleed out at my feet.

Cherise

[dangerouscharmer]

toleraverimus:

[dangerouscharmer]

toleraverimus: