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roleplayaskmemes:
Send me a ♤ and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.
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Me: *lies across your lap*
Me: PET MEEEE
vintageanchorbooks:
If you’re ever in San Francisco, take the Dashiell Hammett/Sam Spade/Maltese Falcon walking tour… Highlights include a marker in the alley where Brigid shot Miles.
fancytexts:
❝Yoυ Kɴow I’м No Good❞
imworsethanshallow:
cuddly / platonic-ish memes
“your feet are cold.”
“movies are made for watching, not for asking questions.”
“you’re hogging the blankets!”
“we should cuddle… for warmth.”
“is that your hand on my leg?”
“scoot over.”
“can we watch something else? this is scary.”
“are you shivering?”
“if you start snoring, i won’t be responsible for what happens to you.”
“did you eat all the popcorn?”
“your hair keeps getting in my face.”
“are you even wearing pants??”
“stop kicking me!”
“you’re a good pillow.”
“do i look like a foot-rest to you?”
“do i look like a pillow to you?”
“i’m cold.”
“why can’t you ever just lay still?”
timid:
my neutral expression makes me look like im always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true
nutstroker:
i am one hell of a woman and you should all be fucking terrified of me
piiiety:
musingsource
♥ “ sweet nothing’s ” meme
“ you’re a masterpiece ”
“ i could just eat you up ”
“ you’re the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen ”
“ just let me look at you ”
“ do you realize how perfect you are ? ”
“ you are a work of art ”
“ you deserve to be treated like a prince/princess ”
“ i love everything about you ”
“ you are my world ”
“ perfection… ”
“ do you believe me when i say you’re beautiful ? ”
“ i love these lips ”
“ i could stare at you all day ”
“ you are my everything ”
“ you’re an angel ”
“ you’re mine ”
“ tell me i’m yours ”
“ let me make you feel good ”
“ i want you so bad ”
“ how bad do you want me ? ”
“ don’t hide from me ”
“ let me see you ”
mrs-de-winter-now:
{ his best gal }
songs for girls who hold the keys to questionable hearts—femme fatales, trashy showgirls, mafia princesses, and everything in between
Realistic Depression/Mental Illness Starter Sentences
angstmemes:
“You can at least pretend to be happy.” “Why didn’t you tell anyone what you were going through?” “You did this to yourself?” “Hey, hey. Calm down, okay? What got you in such a state?” “Do you need help? Professional help?” “Well, to me it just looks like you’re being lazy.” “You can’t be afraid of everything. I bet you’re just doing this to be interesting.” “Why do you always want to have all the attention? Everyone gets depressed. Get over it.” “You’re going to have to get over yourself sometime soon. You can’t just sit around doing nothing forever.” “You just take some meds and it’s gone, right? Don’t be so difficult.” “You’re trying to tell me you’re one of those crazy people? Don’t be ridiculous, you’re fine!” “You look much better today! Are you feeling better?” “Why have you been hiding this for years?” “You could’ve told me you felt like this.” “Trust me, I hate myself more than you do, so yelling at me really isn’t going to change anything!” “Do you ever think of, you know, ending it…? You need to be honest with me.” “Stop making everything about you all the time. You’re so selfish.” “Is there anything you don’t have difficulty with? You’re being so precious.” “I don’t know what to say, I’m sorry.” “I can tell you you’re not alone, because I’ve felt like this too.” “You’re being so hard on yourself.” “I don’t know why I do it. The pain just stops me from feeling so empty for a while.” “You tried to kill yourself…? When?! Oh god…” “I don’t think I will get better. I felt the same five years ago and I’ve spoken to plenty of therapists in the meantime. I think it’s just a part of who I am.” “What are you feeling?” “Don’t give me that. I give myself a hard enough time already. Harder than you could possibly imagine so PLEASE just leave me alone.” “I know there’s nothing I can say to make it better, so maybe you should just let me hug you for a while?”
ninetythieves:
Edward G. Robinson and Mary Astor in The Little Giant (1933).
nimarchive:
THE BIG SLEEP by RAYMOND CHANDLER ┊SENTENCE MEME feel free to change pronouns/whathaveyou
❝ Tall, aren’t you? Handsome too, and I bet you know it. ❞
❝ Get on with you. You heard me. ❞
❝ You didn’t say anything. You’re just a big tease. ❞
❝ You’re cute. I’m cute too. ❞
❝ It’s too hot in here for a man with blood in his veins. ❞
❝ You may smoke, sir. I like the smell of tobacco. ❞
❝ A nice state of affairs when a man has to indulge his vices by proxy. ❞
❝ Tall, aren’t you? Handsome too, and I bet you know it. ❞
❝ I test very high on insubordination. ❞
❝ It was a ridiculous marriage of course, and it probably didn’t last a month, as a marriage. ❞
❝ Then she tried to sit in my lap. ❞
❝ Tall, aren’t you? Handsome too, and I bet you know it. ❞
❝ Do I have to be polite or can I just be natural? ❞
❝ Neither of them has any more moral sense than a cat. ❞
❝ Are you attempting to tell me my duties? ❞
❝ You’re not much of a gusher are you? ❞
❝ I don’t see what there is to be cagey about, and I don’t like your manners. ❞
❝ I didn’t ask to see you. You sent for me. ❞
❝ I don’t mind you ritzing me or drinking your lunch out of a scotch bottle. ❞
❝ I don’t mind your showing me your legs. They’re very swell legs and it’s a pleasure to make their acquaintance. ❞
❝ I don’t mind if you don’t like my manners. They’re pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings. ❞
❝ But don’t waste your time trying to cross-examine me. ❞
❝ People don’t talk like that to me. ❞
❝ My God, you are a big dark handsome brute! ❞
❝ I ought to throw a Buick at you. ❞
❝ I loathe masterful men, I simply loathe them. ❞
❝ Just what is it you’re afraid of? ❞
❝ Get out! Damn you, get out! ❞
❝ I see. You interest me. Rather vaguely. ❞
❝ As a matter of fact I’m not here. You’re just seeing things. ❞
❝ Tut tut. Come into my boudoir. ❞
❝ So you like roulette. You would. ❞
❝ I like you. You believe in miracles. ❞
❝ She has a beautiful little body, hasn’t she? You ought to see mine. ❞
❝ You’re as cold-blooded a beast as I ever met. ❞
❝ Oh, go to hell. ❞
❝ You know such lovely people. ❞
❝ Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains. ❞
❝ I don’t know hell’s first whisper about you. ❞
❝ You might be a life taker for all I know. ❞
❝ I’ve been shaking two nickels together for a month, trying to get them to mate. ❞
❝ You think you’re so smart and you’re so goddamned dumb. ❞
❝ I’m too tired to talk, too tired to eat, too tired to think. ❞
❝ Remember me? I met you about a hundred years ago – or was it yesterday? ❞
❝ You hinted you had something for me. What is it? ❞
❝ You and I ought to get along. ❞
❝ I wish to Christ I didn’t know half the stuff that’s brought to me. ❞
❝ Knowing other people’s business is the worst investment a man can make. ❞
❝ Are you my bodyguard now? ❞
❝ You should see him sober. I should see him sober. Somebody should see him sober. I mean, just for the record. ❞
❝ I’ve even thought of marrying him. ❞
❝ I love a nice walk in the fog. You meet such interesting people. ❞
❝ I could get as drunk as two sailors and love it. ❞
❝ My heart’s in my mouth doing this. ❞
❝ You have wicked eyes. ❞
❝ He hasn’t many illusions, but I suppose he still has his pride. ❞
❝ We’re his blood. That’s the hell of it. ❞
❝ I don’t want him to die despising his own blood. ❞
❝ It was always wild blood, but it wasn’t always rotten blood. ❞
❝ So you shoot people. You’re a killer. ❞
❝ Thanks, lady. You’re no English muffin yourself. ❞
❝ Let’s get out of this rotten little town. ❞
❝ Hold me close, you beast. ❞
❝ Kissing is nice, but your father didn’t hire me to sleep with you. ❞
❝ You son of a bitch. ❞
❝ Don’t think I’m an icicle. I’m not blind or without senses. I have warm blood. ❞
❝ You’re easy to take – too damned easy. ❞
❝ If you say that again, I’ll scream. ❞
❝ Men have been shot for little things like that. ❞
❝ Men have been shot for practically nothing. ❞
❝ Get it through your lovely head. I work at it. I don’t play at it. ❞
❝ I think the whole thing was just some kind of an act. If I wanted to flatter myself, I’d say it was at least partly for my benefit. ❞
❝ Do I have to tell you I loathe your guts, Mister Detective? ❞
❝ You have a lovely way with women. ❞
❝ I liked kissing you. ❞
❝ You kept your head beautifully. That’s so flattering. ❞
❝ Should I congratulate you, or my father? ❞
❝ Take me away from here, if you will be so kind. I’m quite sure I’d like to go home. ❞
❝ You won’t be a sister to me? ❞
❝ If I had a razor, I’d cut your throat – just to see what ran out of it. ❞
❝ Cute, aren’t I? ❞
❝ I bet you can’t even guess how I got in. ❞
❝ You came through the keyhole, just like Peter Pan. ❞
❝ You’re cute, aren’t you? ❞
❝ I’m all undressed. ❞
❝ By God, it was right at the back of my mind. I was groping for it. I almost had it, when you spoke. ❞
❝ I always wear my rubbers in bed myself, in case I wake up with a bad conscience and have to sneak away from it. ❞
❝ That’s nice, but I’ve already seen it all. Remember? I’m the guy that keeps finding you without any clothes on. ❞
❝ Listen, you don’t really care anything about me. You’re just showing me how naughty you can be. ❞
❝ You’ve been following me around for a couple of days. Like a fellow trying to pick up a girl and lacking the last inch of nerve. ❞
❝ I’m psychic. Shake your business up and pour it. I haven’t got all day. ❞
❝ She’s too big for you. She’ll roll on you and smother you. ❞
❝ I wouldn’t even argue with you. I wouldn’t waste the oxygen. ❞
❝ You didn’t ever get socked in the kisser, did you? ❞
❝ Did you know that worms are of both sexes and any worm can love any other worm? ❞
❝ Then I’m afraid you’re in a bad spot. And I hate killing. ❞
❝ I was afraid you’d come back. ❞
❝ We had a date. I told you it was all arranged. ❞
❝ This is the last time. The next fast one you pull I’ll throw you to the lions, no matter whose heart it breaks. ❞
❝ Stand there, you son of a bitch. ❞
❝ So you’re just a brute after all. An utter callous brute. ❞
❝ You tire me. God, how you tire me! ❞
❝ Can I go on being a son of a bitch, or do I have to become a gentleman like that lush passed out in his car the other night? ❞