ey my names nialler welcome 2 me blog !

// Niall Horan Dependent Ke$hastuck blog. tagging dangerouslyIrish //

[fukkkres-deactivated20130915]

i’ll eat cookie dough out an ass

[highwayvagrant]

niggas gonna get triple salmonella

[fukkkres-deactivated20130915]

her anus heat will neutralize the bacteria

[felfs-deactivated20141130]

i love etsy.com this is $600

[yxxxxing]

[weirdfoods]

[stuning-deactivated20190116]

[dangerouslyirish]

that shirt's very becoming of you, dear. if I were on you I'd be coming too

I’ll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle .

[dangerouslyirish]

I’m Mario, I’ll go down your pipes.

[primadonnaoutsider]

are you from iraq

because I like the way you baghdad ass up

[dangerouslyirish]

You're a primadonna girl .

Also you ever wanted was to be eaten out.

[dangerouslyirish]

that shirt's very becoming of you, dear. if I were on you I'd be coming too

I’ll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle .

[primadonnaoutsider]

honey don’t worry about that nickel

I’d tickle your pickle for free

[dangerouslyirish]

I’ll lick the frosting off your donut for the same price .

[primadonnaoutsider]

no but seriously

is that a mirror in your pants?

because I can see myself in them

[dangerouslyirish]

Do you work at Subway ?

Because you’re giving me a footlong .

[primadonnaoutsider]

do you work at papa john’s?

because you’re one fine pizza ass

[dangerouslyirish]

I'm Mario, I'll go down your pipes.

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i can’t deal with this fucking picture i have been laughing for 20 minutes bye

[dangerouslyirish]

that shirt's very becoming of you, dear. if I were on you I'd be coming too

I’ll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle .

[primadonnaoutsider]

honey don’t worry about that nickel

I’d tickle your pickle for free

[dangerouslyirish]

I’ll lick the frosting off your donut for the same price .

[primadonnaoutsider]

no but seriously

is that a mirror in your pants?

because I can see myself in them

[dangerouslyirish]

Do you work at Subway ?

Because you're giving me a footlong .

[dangerouslyirish]

that shirt's very becoming of you, dear. if I were on you I'd be coming too

I’ll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle .

[primadonnaoutsider]

honey don’t worry about that nickel

I’d tickle your pickle for free

[dangerouslyirish]

I'll lick the frosting off your donut for the same price .

[dangerouslyirish]

is that a keg in your pants? because I'd love to tap that ass.

Don't drink and drive .

[dangerouslyirish]

that shirt's very becoming of you, dear. if I were on you I'd be coming too

I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle .

[dangerouslyirish]

I may not go down in history but I'll go down on you

I'll be waiting, friend . ;))

[dangerouslyirish]

you're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Take me now .

[thotfuss-deactivated20140829]

if urban dictionary used gifs, 

this one would be right next to the definition of ‘eye fucking’

[kiraadesu]

[zertical]

This is off the Bermuda Triangle,  where 16+ ships washed up on a sand bar. The mystery is still unsolved

[captainspensaurus-deactivated20]

Actually the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been given a scientific explanation: methane vents which have been discovered in that region. 

Methane reduces the density of water, causing ships that would normally float, to instead sink.

Methane, when in gas form, messes with the electrical components of aircraft, causing them to fail and sometimes fall right out of the sky.

Methane also causes the water to turn a ghostly greenish color, and the “ghost ships” reported to be seen are simply green reflections of the ships that scatter the bottom of the triangle.

[k1ssyourknuckles-deactivated201]

Fucking science, man.

[treewizarded]

so

the bermuda triangle

is caused

by ocean farts

[claraswinchesters-deactivated20]

#there are two types of people

[lexieintheskywithdiamondss-deac]

Omg

[sebsbarnes]