Why hello, random person on the interwebs. Fancy seeing you here

Yes, my header image is a gallon of milk, just to make the emos uncomfortable

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idk who came up with the line “mama mia *cocks shotgun* here i go again” but bless that person

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someone who doesn’t know john mulaney explain this youtube comment

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you know im right

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@i-am-a-fish we love you too, fish!!

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[acoldwinter]

KindEditor

WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A 🌯! 🌯🌯🌯 Have you ever just stared at your server in Chipotle while they make your 🌯 and think to yourself, “Wouldn’t life just be so much better if it was me inside that warm flour tortilla?”.

🆗 maybe I’m a bit bit crazy but let’s be honest, being wrapped up in a tortilla is hands down the coolest thing you can do in 2019. Move over sliced bread, this tortilla has a bigger purpose.

Website says its vegan/gluten free too…good enough for me! Check them out HERE

20% OFF Limited time coupon code ： June20

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you don’t have to worry about taxes and shit if you were in a burrito wrap

[incorrectmarvelquotesyeet]

Loki: I only kill if absolutely necessary

Loki:

Loki: April fools

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Thor: but it’s not even April fools Loki: and?

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tumblr is weird because i have like ten followers and most of my posts get anywhere from 3-20 notes on average but for some fucking reason one post just randomly has over 500 notes like wtf

[coraoccasionally]

“thank you to avengers endgame for making a billion dollars-a reverse trump”

-jimmy fallon (via classy-sassy-hawkeye)

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AGAIN: PINTEREST WHAT THE FUCK

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i put on one (1) leather jacket and suddenly the smug confidence and swagger of a thousand punk rockers fills me

[fabulous-by-choice]

Here’s to our brothers and sisters who couldn’t make it to today. Gone but never forgotten. We love you, and hope you’re finally at peace. Leelah Alcorn. (17 Years Old) Eylül Cansın. (23 Years Old) Melonie Rose. (19 Years Old) Zander Mahaffey. (15 Years Old) Ash Haffner. (16 Years Old) Blake Brockington (18 Years Old)

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[shootingstarhunter]

For those of you that are old enough to remember, their name was Perchu. They existed to hate any form of Oreos not in their natural state and they were my hero.

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pinterest what the fuck

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serial killer: make one fucking sudden move and i’ll kill you

me: *cha chas real smooth*

[traceymhawk]

“The secrets do not know you. Prepare: they, too, have teeth.” #davidlynch #davidlynchworld https://www.instagram.com/p/BySjmCcp2_n/?igshid=1j0z2w3okizwo

[midwichwoohoo]

Your teeth are gone when you look away. Prepare; they come ever faster.

[radicalnorm]

The caves are not what they seem. Prepare: they, too, have teeth.

[costamacncheese]

The eyes do not know you. Sleep well: they too, have teeth

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your teeth are gone when you look away. prepare: they,too, have teeth

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me: *has low iron*

me: *stands up*

me: *enters the quantum realm*