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text - natedog

nate: what the fuck are you talking about?

dan: really nate?? really??

#U AIN'T SHIT HOE

text - Karachi

kara: BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT FUCKING LIES DANIEL.

kara: i've literally done nothing to you whatsoever so if you want to block my number then fine idgaf.

dan: SO I MADE IT ALL UP THEN?!

dan: yes you fucking did!! I'll keep it to remind you of it!

#even with my rocks?!#we're a package deal!#and Martha the bush

text - munchkin

asteria: im going to go for no i wouldn't recommend trying that.. I KNOW U DO. NUH UHH I COULD KICK YOUR ASS CAUSE IM CLOSER TO IT

asteria: is that almost an invite?

dan: because mandy will kill me or natedog will? he's a vv violent man that threatened to punch me over a nickname!! WHO TOLD U! YOU ALSO BE LOOKING AT IT THO!!

dan: that's a please come over

#I'LL STILL FIGHT YOU #and bish I'm as smooth as... zayn's face?#take ur time hoe!#do you rich homie quan

text - munchkin

asteria: well i mean.. idk can you blame him. I AM TINY. I DO NOT DO WELL IN FIGHTS

asteria: oh really? should have said that in the first place

dan: but he was my best friend too :/ you think if I tell mandy to give him head & then put in a good word he'll talk to me?? LK LOVES IT. SO YOU ALL TALK THEN??

dan: should make ur way to my place

#WE HAVE A DAUGHTER #SHE A LIL THOT BUSH #SHE'LL BE LOYAL TO MEEEE #ps if we gonna para tis u is starting #dats me asking you to pretty pwease start it and do it whenever becus can't reply until tmrw anyways #so no russssh!#lk likes how I volunteered u to start #no ragrets

text - Sydney... :(

knox: i know and i hated it

knox: because i miss you

dan: therefore we do it to all of them!!

dan: i hurt you :(

#WHEN? WHERE? WHO?

text - Zara

zara: nope

zara: stop complaining and deal with your shit I s2g. complaining literally does nothing except annoy people

dan: u suck

dan: YOU ANSWERED THIS TEXT SO YOU'LL LISTEN TO MY COMPLAINS!!

#not when you need to smack dem hoes!!

text - Karachi

kara: listen here you swedish fish little uneducated squid, I never lead you on! stop making this shit up!

kara: you never talk to me anyway so blocking me will literally change nothing in your life.

dan: HOW DO YOU KEEP UP WITH THESE LIES!!??

dan: because you made it so

#hk loves you to death #no I kid

text - munchkin

asteria: prays for nate tbh... SHE IS ALL THE REASONS FOR MINE

asteria: yeah? do i get an example of one..

dan: he doesn't talk to me anymore either.. SHE'S SUCH A RUDE LIL SLUT. FIGHT HER FOR US!!

dan: you could always get the real thing

#GASP JADE IS MY BUSH BAE THO #SHE'LL STAY LOYAL

text - Sydney... :(

knox: I'm slow. that doesn't sound like my business though

knox: no its not your fault silly

dan: again ur not & be fun!! everyone made our business their business

dan: so how come?

#as always #pick ur two thots to drag along

text - Zara

zara: hey now don't be a negative nelly

zara: I think you've crossed the line from sad drunk to pathetic drunk

dan: do I get a random bandaid on my cheek??

dan: i'm vv emotional right now!! don't be mean!!

#I bring rocks with me everywhere

text - munchkin

asteria: thats adoraaable !!! shE DIDNT TELL ME THAT LIL SLUT GIVIN ME TRUST ISSUES

asteria: how many would you want to relive

dan: lk yes because beautiful people, but tis be mandy we talking about. SHE'S ABOUT A QUARTER OF THE REASON FOR MY TRUST ISSUES

dan: ... all..

#WE FUCKING FIGHTING MEOW!!#MEET ME AT THE PARK!#YOU ALLOWED TWO HOES #DIPS ON GISSY AND SAM!!

text - Sydney... :(

knox: cam has another brother?? wut?? u??

knox: no.

dan: yes.. did you really not know that? Natedog

dan: i'm sorry.

#IS U LOOKING FOR A FIGHT?!

text - Zara

zara: life's sad bro

zara: well idk who cam is but I guess he's the dragon

dan: it's shit

dan: the bartender that looks like a god.. dat my best friend 4 eveeeer

dan: or at least he was...

#I have rocks

text - munchkin

asteria: MANDY AND NATE WTF !!!

asteria: only a few?? well damn i need to be doing a better job

dan: that's what I'm saying! I'm not even sure they know!

dan: only a few that I'm willing to admit

#GASP #HOW DARE U #TAKE EET DAH FUQ BACKY!!

text - Sydney... :(

knox: I'm really slow babe...

knox: don't say things like that please

dan: no ur not

dan: who is cam's brother that isn't his twin??

dan: so are u alright?

#u done do tis to us!!

text - Karachi

kara: don't you ever fucking say that because i've never done that in my life you little piece of shit.

kara: obviously you haven't.

dan: that's exactly what you did to me!!

dan: should I??

#She's a little shit #like how dare she

text - Zara

zara: uh so there was a boy and he was a real ledge and he hung out with his bff dragon all the time and had amazing times fighting monsters and saving babies and shit but then the dragon died and the boy lost his friend

zara: the end

dan: THAT'S SO SAD!! CAM DIDN'T DIE BUT HE WENT BYE

#ima fight her!!!

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