just ur average lovesick homo

Hi

[memewhore]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

Check your kid’s candy and give these to me

[acrypticmuse-deactivated2023111]

Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.

[sandmandaddy69]

[modogoblin]

[mjalti]

tbh i am not the person you want to be texting in an emergency, my notifications are off and i’m on Do Not Disturb. i haven’t had a ringtone since the dark years of ‘06. i’ll text u back in four (business) months like “hope that worked out, the Lord works in mysterious ways xx”

[latenights]

I like hearing “I want you to come” instead of “you can come if you want”

[demisatyr]

my nasty ass was confused bc i thought this was about busting a nut

[whateverthepoodle-deactivated20]

This is still the biggest mood tbh

[porterr-robinson]

[buttrimming-deactivated20190103]

mm yes muvva *tongue pop* give us that hyper death drop!!

[kierralondon-deactivated2019102]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[carthief-deactivated20180311]

literally what compelled somebody to make this

[jacmirie-deactivated20181110]

the power of christ

[2vxq-moved-deactivated20210523]

a romantic scene in a book: our lips met and he tasted of cigarettes and coffee

me:

[nutritionfact-deactivated201803]

mariah carey on: paying your electricity bill

[plasticcflower]

LMAOOOOOoooo

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

JSCKSFSKSVSJSGSKHD

[squided]

“in AMERICA we get it free”

“no you dont…”

[bitchycode]

I need DICK

D edicated friends who I trust & love

I nner peace with myself

C onstant positive thoughts

K penis

[catchymemes]

[theliberalstookmydrills]

[ommanyte]

Well, at least we still have Mario-presenting nipples

[oshamoff]

OH COME ON

[1995lahaine]

me on december 18th: wow this movie FUCKS

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