c’est bon, mon petit

Danielle | 23 | French | ex-Dirty Cop | Former Courtesan Now can we discuss how fast you just got undressed. Girl if sex is a contest then you’re coming first. And don’t rush, go slow. No I can’t lie, I’m impressed and no impatient encore when love curtains close. It’s a cabaret

[danielle--dubois]

My head is pounding, there's a knife in my wall and a number written on my hand.... What the actual fuck.

[lorenzo-bartolini-deactivated20]

Fancy seein’ you here.

[danielle--dubois]

In a bar? Not really out of the usual for me.

[danielle--dubois]

[mila-kunis-is]

[tristanyannick]

"I am really not in the mood for this, so spit it out."

[danielle--dubois]

I was gonna say get your order and move out of my way.

[phoebesnows]

Right? I mean, I can’t have her be lonely.

[danielle--dubois]

No body wants to be lonely.

[nielsyannick-deactivated2014120]

I wouldn’t say that. People just get what’s coming to them eventually. I try to stay on the better side of things.

[danielle--dubois]

Sometimes that isn't an option for people, poupeé.

[petraxfrey]

Christ, you know how to really kill me mood. I think I’ll go get fries now— want some?

[danielle--dubois]

I'm more of an onion rings gal, but I'll join you anyways. Everyone here is a dud.

[danielle--dubois]

mischievousmaverick:

Okay. Now your circle has been expanded. Don’t you feel wiser now?

Meh, not really.

[nielsyannick-deactivated2014120]

Hey, everyone needs something to aspire to.

[danielle--dubois]

I should live my life more like you is what you're saying?

[petraxfrey]

That’s why it’s so good, you’d never expect it! Now come on, what’s up with the frown? Has no one played a joke on you before?

[danielle--dubois]

I've just never heard anyone joke about that.

[nielsyannick-deactivated2014120]

Could be, but I think I’ve earned a few breaks in life by now.

[danielle--dubois]

Well, we aren't all perfect like you.

[petraxfrey]

Although, you should have seen your face. And judging by how wide you can open your mouth, I doubt you can be that terrible in bed.

[danielle--dubois]

That's a really odd thing to kid about....

[nielsyannick-deactivated2014120]

…you’ve got a point. Guess I’m just lucky.

[danielle--dubois]

Fuck, are they just handing that out by the bundle now?

[petraxfrey]

Doubt that. It was so long ago.

I wasn’t even incestuous then!

[danielle--dubois]

Before you were -- What?

[petraxfrey]

No, actually. He wasn’t much of a giver. You’d think it would come with the name.

[danielle--dubois]

That would make sense. Perhaps you've sinned too much.

[nielsyannick-deactivated2014120]

Chasing down a pickpocket. Turns out he had a buddy. Rookie mistake.

[danielle--dubois]

Rookie mistake that could have cost you your life.