Memes, dreams, and laser beams

[daniellemkeating]

Villain Songs Are Always Lit Part 1

Villains get this best songs and here’s 10 minute of proof. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Horses with horns don’t exist, but 20 foot tall horses with long necks, leopard print skin, and blue tongues do

[just-shower-thoughts]

Tiger King is proof that no matter how fucked up something is there’s always someone in Florida doing something even more fucked up.

[aidashakur]

“congratulations you’re hired!”

“congratulations you’re approved!”

“congratulations you’re accepted!”

“congratulations you’re promoted!”

is all i want to hear 2019 🥳🤩

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

reblogging because I heard one of those today 😁

[just-shower-thoughts]

People with diarrhea really don’t have their shit together.

[just-shower-thoughts]

You’d think the Chum Bucket would at least be popular with sharks.

[daniellemkeating]

Bunny heart! These boys names are Arctic and Winter, and they’re adoptable. #martinshomerescue

[howtomusicmajor]

Things Overheard in Dorms

“That’s the fourth time this week you’ve brought up cannibalizing me. Should I be worried?”

“So needless to say, she peed on me.”

“Wow, this Heineken has such a smooth finish!”

“Do you think I can fit an entire orange in my mouth?”

“If I hear someone sing Hamilton in the shower again I’m joining them in their shower so I can drown them.”

“Someone just gave me a free cake. Should I be worried?”

“How did they manage to get that in BOTH shower stalls!?”

“How much caffeine is poisonous? Asking for myself, I’m actually worried.”

faintly, as though yelled from in a room down the hall “Can you come hand me my Swiss rolls? My head spins if I sit up.”

“Well you see, Marxism is actually” *anguished yelling from multiple people*

“Why is Ross sitting in a box in the hallway with a sweatervest draped over his head?” “Stress.”

“What’s the difference between an undergraduate research assistant and a random nosy 19 year old? Less than you’d think!”

“Let Bob Ross caress your happy little struggles away.”

“He talks like he thinks the world is waiting with bated breath to hear what he thinks about Fight Club.”

*screaming in harmony with a vacuum*

[tictactate]

Ross is a big mood

[howtomusicmajor]

Life Update: Ross has gotten married and is having a kid in August, the nosy 19 year old is starting her doctorate in the fall, and I’m marrying the person who retrieved my Swiss rolls (I had the flu).

[technicalzombie]

Character development.

[bripnk-deactivated20230214]

New art meme

Send a character and a Neopets paint brush and I’ll draw an outfit/theme for that character based off it.

EDIT: I’m not doing it right now but still feel free to reblog it for your own blog! I have a lot to draw lmao!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Traditions are nothing but peer pressure from dead peoples.

[daniellemkeating]

See posts, photos and more on Facebook.

Acapella at ZotCon

[daniellemkeating]

Had fun yesterday at UCI’s first-ever Zotcon! First time I’ve seen acapella at an anime convention! Hope I can go next year too 

[daniellemkeating]

Next time you go to a con with someone, play this with them! Whoever gets the most photos that fit the descriptions in the boxes wins! (also, I had trouble screenshotting it, but I trust you get the idea.) Here's a link to the rules and to make your own card! https://daniellemkeating21.wixsite.com/website/home/cosplay-bingo-rules Comment below how your cosplay bingo experience goes. Also, do you have any idea for what cosplays should fill the boxes? I'd love to hear them.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When we’re young the doorbell ringing was an exciting event, who could it be, maybe a friend from school! As an adult it is probably the most butthole clenching, anxiety inducing event to happen on any given day, who the fuck is that and what do they want!

[just-shower-thoughts]

ASDF movies were the original vine compilations

[just-shower-thoughts]

You’ve survived 100% of the things you have ever encountered. You’re nailing it. Congratulations.

[daniellemkeating]

When u follow the label’s instructions #bringbackvine

#bringbackvine My Website https://daniellemkeating21.wixsite.com/website/home

Tryna bring back vine