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I’ll lock you in a cage in my room. I’ll make it as comfortable as possible, I’ll fill it with cozy blankets and cushions, I’ll make sure everything is perfect for you. I’ll make your favorite meals and feed you. I’ll buy expensive hygiene products and wash your hair and body for you. I’ll buy clothes for you, even though only I’m the only one who will ever see you in them. I’ll buy you books and gaming consoles and hobby supplies and everything else you could ever want. I’ll take great care of you, so please don’t try to leave <3
Abel glanced once more over the PDF contract pulled up on his phone. A bunch of legalese, some of which he understood better or worse than the rest, concluding with the statement, “I hereby, in sound mind and under no duress, do willingly commit my body to be devoured by the undersigned, knowing full well that said ingestion may result in the termination of my life.”
The boy snorted in amusement, shifting on his dorm room bed, chin rested in his hand as he scrolled down to the bottom of the page and signed it. He startled at a knock on the door. He stretched with a grimace, scratching his armpit and yawning as he went to open it. Standing before him was a guy he’d never met, a good foot taller than him, looked like a grad student based on his age.
“Yo, man,” Abel said, tilting his head in question. “Can I help you?”
The guy chuckled awkwardly, rubbing the back of his head as his eyes flicked up and down Abel’s body. “Yeah I was just passing by and, uh. I got a notification. From, um...” He hesitated, glancing down the hall on either side, then leaned closer, murmuring, “uh, from, you know. The app?” He held up his phone, displaying, to Abel’s surprise, the contract he’d just signed. The other guy, Brad, apparently, had already taken the liberty of signing his name on the other dotted line.
“Oh. Ok, cool. Sweet. You, uh, wanna come in?” Abel asked, gesturing over his shoulder with his thumb.
Brad shook his head. “Nah, I was on my way back to my apartment, just figured I’d, you know. Eat you before I headed back.”
Abel felt a shiver of excitement run up his spine. Brad’s sheepishness seemed more to do with the semi-public nature of this conversation more than the conversation’s content. His casual use of the words made Abel’s cock stir in his pants. *Eat you.* Brad was going to eat him.
“Alright, whatever you want, dude.” Abel unbuttoned his jeans, pulling them down along with his underwear. “I’m all yours.”
“Right on. Thanks, bro.” Brad gave him a playful head rub, mussing his hair before taking hold of his shoulders and drawing him in close, jaws stretching wide. Abel’s breath hitched as he started to slide down along the warm tongue, past the dangling uvula and into the tight embrace of Brad’s slimy gullet, descending forever into the dark.
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Brad let out a sigh of relief as he collapsed on his couch, unbuttoning his pants to make more breathing room for his bloated belly. He moaned happily as he gave it a firm slap, letting out a gurgly belch. *uuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrpppp....*
His roommate Dan poked his head around the corner at the sound, eyeing Brad’s swollen stomach. Abel had stopped moving around on the car ride back over but it was still obvious what had happened. “I wish you would have texted me,” Dan chided. “I was gonna cook us both dinner.” He ducked back into the kitchen. “So who was it this time?”
“Some sophomore,” Brad yawned, scratching the swollen hairy dome. “Think I’ve seen him around before. He tasted good. Wish I’d fucked him first, but I was ready to just chill.”
Picking up the remote, he turned on the TV, gently rubbing his churning tummy as Abel was slowly digested away.
queer allies as a rule have got to get more normal about the idea that trans women can have periods
keep in mind i am not a biologist in any way but my understanding of it basically goes
the period is all hormones. if you have the hormones but not the uterus you can still get everything except the bleeding from the uterus. yknow because your body can't detect that one peripheral but the rest of the program still works
the actual cramps and pain aren't from the uterus they're from the muscles around the uterus squeezing it, which you have even if you don't have a uterus
so if you're a trans girl you can't shed the uterine lining obviously but you can still get things like fatigue, cravings, mood swings, back cramps, and breast tenderness
this isn't really a thing common to trans women either. there's a bunch of ways cis women and other uterus havers can have bloodless periods too (stress, diet, birth control, anovulation, apparently thyroid issues sometimes) no matter what some terfs on reddit want you to think lmao
this would have just stayed in my tags but then i literally had someone try to do it to me so now it's actually on the post
also no you weirdo saying trans women can and often do have hormone cycles that mimic a period, and they should be allowed to call it that because if they had a uterus they probably would be bleeding from it also, is not in any way erasing transmascs. what the hell
I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.
RECRUITERS LIE