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[daniiio5]

just saw a late bird get the worm

nothing makes sense and everything is a lie

[daniiio5]

anybody else be getting that late night urge to just weld something ??

[daniiio5]

i refuse to watch anything without captions

like who u think i am ????

someone who can hear things ??

insane

[daniiio5]

so im really sick and my nose is whistling.. but it kinda sounds like the whooshing sound the tardis makes before it appears

so now im just breathing harder and harder tryna manifest that

wish me luck gang

[daniiio5]

hey guys since its the year of sequels and remakes do you think we could pretty please work on making another season of merlin …. pretty pretty please, with a cherry on top 🥺🥺🥺🥺

(same actors would be ideal)

[daniiio5]

my love language is immediately looking up what an actors been in when you say they look familiar

[daniiio5]

haircard

like face card but instead its just a really cool haircut

[daniiio5]

I feel like getting older is just missing more and more people

[daniiio5]

I’m class scrolling instagram and I have to keep my face straight like I didn’t just read a comment that says “I hope he gets pregnant” on the weirdest clip of my life

[daniiio5]

if you oder Tim Hortons chilli, I immediately assume u where not loved as a child.

[daniiio5]

I think my face book got hacked???

But they also wished my grandma a happy birthday for me????

I don’t really know how to react to this

[sunw00d]

i see ppl complaining about having spotify premium and like. you guys do know theres modded versions of spotify app right

[sunw00d]

and theres like, an app you can use to make youtube ad-free too. i can send a link to that as well

[sunw00d]

ok so heres the youtube thing, never ever under any circumstances download it if you dont want any ads

https://vancedapp.com/

[sunw00d]

and never, NEVER download this if you dont wanna pay for premium

https://apkmody.io/apps/spotify-premium-mod-apk

[rooftops-are-for-towels]

tommy i am going to kiss you DIRECTLY on the forehead thank you for telling us how to avoid getting premiums the Bad Way. absolutely fucking scrumptious my dude

[sunw00d]

no problem bestie have kitty :)

[motellover-deactivated20210818]

[daniiio5]

My final resting place

[daniiio5]

Me just having a nice outing with the fam:

My brain: what if you just like…. dropped your brand new phone on the pavement and completely shattered it? Wouldn’t that just suck?

[daniiio5]

The chef at my work: hey can I borrow this sponge?

Me: sure

Chef: *takes the cleanest one*

Me:

Me internally: why? Why must you take that which I love and taint it so? I already have so little in my life, yet you insist on taking something else away from me. Do you derive pleasure from taking the only things that make me happy?

[blackness-by-your-side]

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

[cuntybearjamboree]

FARENHEIT 451 IS ON THE BANNED BOOKS LIST??? IT’S LITERALLY ABOUT THE SOCIETAL DANGERS OF BANNING/OUTLAWING/BURNING BOOKS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[dancing-coyote]

That’s the reason it’s on the bloody list.

BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT HOW BANNING AND BURNING BOOKS IS WRONG.

[unlimitedgamesbutnogames]

HERE’S ALL THE PDF VERSIONS I COULD FIND SINCE WE’RE ALL IN QUARANTINE AND WE CAN’T PHYSICALLY GET THE BOOKS WE DON’T HAVE

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

The Autobiography of Malcolm X

Beloved

Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee (this was the only free version I could find, and it’s a downloadable thing, so do so with caution)

The Call of the Wild

Catch-22 (it was either this version or one where the entire thing was in comic sans font)

The Catcher in the Rye

Fahrenheit 451

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Gone With the Wind

The Grapes of Wrath

The Great Gatsby

Howl

In Cold Blood

Invisible Man

The Jungle (personally I don’t like this formatting, but the site doesn’t look sketchy so…) - there’s also this which is the proper book format in a pdf, but it’s directly photocopied so it might be hard to read some of the print

Leaves of Grass

Moby Dick

Native Son

Our Bodies, Ourselves (we learned about this one in APUSH!)

The Red Badge of Courage

The Scarlet Letter

COULD NOT FIND Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (the ebook is 47 fucking dollars??? and i can’t even find sketchy websites that’ll let me download a pdf. if anyone manages to find a link, lmk please)

Stranger in a Strange Land

A Streetcar Named Desire

Their Eyes Were Watching God

To Kill a Mockingbird

Uncle Tom’s Cabin

Where the Wild Things Are (this is a slideshow!!!! how fun)

COULD NOT FIND The Words of Cesar Chavez (however I did manage to download the first 71 pages of the book from EBSCO and I put it here but I couldn’t get the rest. sorry y’all)

[usschoolsuck]

List of MUST READ books-!

We’re all in Quarantine, might as well catch up & get ready to kick the government’s ass!

[daniiio5]

definitely 

[an-art-blog-oh-ho]

Everyone who reblogs this before April 1st will get a personalised colour in their inbox based on the vibe I get from their blog

(no this isn't an April fools despite the date lmao, yes I will genuinely do one for everyone unlike some of these posts)

[wigsnatchedhoteltrivago]

Sure! Sounds fun!

[hickory-dickory-doc-k-deactivat]

yeah!!

[softanxiouspatton]

Sounds cool!

[trash-critter]

Cant wait!

[daniiio5]

sounds dope