Good Dude Never Helped Us

•Jacinth•31•♉•ENFP• Black NB Trans Man• Formerly Newtdragon/Deadhisoka

[2colde]

Matcha Green Tea Bebechichi Monchichi (Sekiguchi)

[faustandfurious]

There’s something truly exquisite about stories where the real tragedy is the price you paid to stand on top of the world

[faustandfurious]

Hollow victories … sacrificing your humanity on the altar of what you perceive to be the greater good … the loneliness of godhood … regret for the person you used to be … the realisation that there is no way back … *chef’s kiss*

[vanilla-extraction]

[clonepa]

[dogpuppy]

[nomeusstuff]

[greelin]

what i miss most about being a chocolatier (besides the honor of gayest job title imaginable) is we had these massive bars of chocolate for tempering that were 10lbs and we had to break them into smaller chunks. by using a sledgehammer of course. i LIVED for that shit

[greelin]

all the other people in production HATED busting them especially at the end of the shift but i fucking loved it. give me the hammer. i can be trusted with the hammer. And everyone did in fact trust me with the hammer because again they all thought it was tedious and painful. me? i was having the time of my life. even if i had to pick up the slack for other people i would be annoyed for all of five seconds before the euphoria of getting to smash things set in. and the production areas had windows too so customers often just got to watch me beat the shit out of a massive chocolate bar. with a hammer. like a zoo animal. i was getting paid to do that. every day i miss it.

[anticurses]

literally what is up with this

[pancakeke]

I’m watching season one simpsons

[64mpg]

i haven’t been real for a few days thinking about becoming real again soon though

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[3000s]

im so hungry i could eat a amazing food and refreshing drink

[jbt7493]

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

[iamoutofideas]

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition