the ramblings

Just an assortment of various things I seem to find pretty interesting.

[shirt-haver]

[danimalsdanimals]

Hypocrisy

[thecellopirate]

why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom

[thecellopirate]

because freedom rings

[thecellopirate]

stop unfollowing me

[danimalsdanimals]

Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*

Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"

Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."

Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."

[loganismine-sorry]

[queenofheartsonthesleeve]

[octopussoir-]

[railroadsoftware]

john green is really spinning out of control 

[its-arrested-development]

And that’s when the family realized that George Sr. wasn’t dead but was fleeing the country that he loved so very much.

[sandandglass]

[ascended-sleeper-deactivated201]

i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them

eg.

“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”

“I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”

“This Is How I Disappear, Mom”

[asilike]

[clientsfromhell]

The fax is coming from inside the house!

Client: There has been a mistake on the wording on the banner. Me: I used the wording that you faxed to me. Client: I did not send you a fax. Me: Yes, you did. I have fax that came from your office. Client: I did not send you a fax. That did not happen. You must have sent that to yourself. Me: I what? Client: You must have sent that fax to yourself.

Me: From your office?

Client: Yeah. 

[comedycentralstandup]

Your Joke of the Day from Hannibal Buress. Watch the full clip here. 

[captainnholt]

[danimalsdanimals]

Don't we all? 

- Created by Daniel Rosell

[mrgolightly]

[discourses-mate]

this show won emmy awards

[cheezboiga-deactivated20141108]

[archatlas]