Dani Sterling-Duval

Name's Dani, not Danielle. Call me Danielle and your life will end. You have been warned.

[nicky-sd-blog]

“It is time for me to do my weekly routine. See what kid is being grounded this week.”

[danisterlingduval-blog]

You can try to ground one of us, but good luck enforcing it. 

[danisterlingduval-blog]

Torturing you is how I show you that I love you.

[dereksterlingduval]

You and me. Apartment hunting. This weekend.

Yes, I need to get out of here.

[dereksterlingduval]

danisterlingduval:

You should be.

I am.

[danisterlingduval-blog]

Good.

[danisterlingduval-blog]

Mhm sure you are. It doesn't matter. I have more important things to do than torture you. I'll be binging scary movies in the living room if you need me.

[danisterlingduval-blog]

You're not much fun, you know that?

[dereksterlingduval]

You and me. Apartment hunting. This weekend.

Yes, I need to get out of here.

[danisterlingduval-blog]

You should be.

[danisterlingduval-blog]

I'm not the one who has no sense of humor. I'm just trying to help you live a happier life. I bet if it's stuck, dad will help you pull it out.

[dereksterlingduval]

You and me. Apartment hunting. This weekend.

Yes, I need to get out of here.

[danisterlingduval-blog]

Yes and no. I wouldn't mind sharing a place with you.

[danisterlingduval-blog]

It was a joke. Perhaps you should learn to take one. And while you're at it, get that stick out of your ass.

[danisterlingduval-blog]

Got that figured out too. Strippers, prostitutes and drug dealers are some of the highest paid workers.

[danisterlingduval-blog]

Clearly. That's why I'm the beauty AND the brains.

[dereksterlingduval]

You and me. Apartment hunting. This weekend.

Yes, I need to get out of here.

[danisterlingduval-blog]

So do I. Which is why I'm taking you since you're actually able to rent a place.

[danisterlingduval-blog]

Ah it's a good thing I plan on moving out then isn't it?

[danisterlingduval-blog]

I’m pretty sure the decision is mine; not yours.

[danisterlingduval-blog]

Okay. You stay at your lame ass job. I will drop out of school and explore the world myself.

[nicky-sd-blog]

Hello New York. I swear I need a vacation ASAP.

[danisterlingduval-blog]

You and me both. Let’s say you quit your job, I quit school, and we go explore the world. 

[danisterlingduval-blog]

dereksterlingduval:

Have you seen Parker around lately?

I haven’t, but I’ll go look for him and tell him you wanna talk.