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and that’s the water feature closed, kids! u don’t hafta go home, but yah can’t stay here. good night, travel well. au revoir, adios, arrivederci, sayonara, or as we say in boston, see ya later.

#One last survivor reference for the road

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Heated Rivalry 1.02 | Olympians

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lmao for a split second, i thought this was a deleted scene from rnm 1x06 and was like “has vlamis gone rogue???? why????”

#never seen this program #never will #but boy howdy to they look like my dudes when i scroll past them #it startles me every time!

vibes tbh

#i was getting abused DOWN lmao #so thnx fah the distraction boyz #play Mariah Carey’s seminal classic Through the Rain

boys will fall for @manesalex for @malexsanta

He had wanted to be Alex Guerin since he was seventeen, so he didn’t seem that rushed to him. And now Michael is his man, as Kyle is oft to call him, officially. This is all he can think about as he watches his husband try—and utterly fail—to ice skate.

#malex #malex fic #malex santa

(More squishmallows for River!!) What do you imagine some of River's other milestones are like? Such as first day of school, first time trick-or-treating, first lost tooth, etc. And do you think you'd ever someday return to the Scream in There series? No pressure, just wondering! (also iirc you once said you wished you could include Dallas but it's too late continuity wise, I assure you that you could just have him show up with no explanation and we would all be thrilled lol)

all the squishmallows for the kid.

river's first day of school was a disaster, but he adjusts. i have some of his firsts written up as an abandon project. i could throw them in my bits and bobs work. would y'all be interested in that?

dallas may make an appearance sometime soon!

Seeing mentions of River has made me so happy! No pressure, but do you see yourself writing anymore in this universe?

I love River so much! I’ve reread this series multiple times to get my River fix! Thank you for bringing him into the malex universe.

Do you think this adorable family of three will expand and give River a baby brother or sister? Do you have any other head canons around their future?

thank you! i love that people love him!

i think river would love a baby sister or brother, but i don't see how that would be feasible for the family. it is actually something i have been tooling around with writing about.

i have many future headcanons, too many to list! but here's one:

i'm sure it is relatively obvious to people that river is neurodivergent. when river is around 5/6, they put him in a group sport because alex read that kind of activity is can be very helpful for people with river's disposition. they try a bunch of sports, but river actually really takes to soccer! he ends up being a goalie. he is average height, but can jump super high. he also loves that he gets to wear the neon highlighter color uniforms and not the boring navy ones.

michael and alex, naturally, become total soccer dads.

#malex #malex fic

Give the child another squishmallow

river's bedroom for sure

for every ask i receive about bb river, he gets one (1) squishmallow

#alex begs u 2 stop

Love ‘scream in there’ so much! I’m a Cambridge girlie so besides loving River and Malex as dads, I always love the Boston references. Where do you think the family loves to go/what do they like to do together on the weekends in Boston/New England?

boston forever tbh

river's fave fave fave thing to do is walk around jamaica pond (i used to leave around the emerald necklace and i miss it so muuuuch).

michael and river's love going to the aquarium and the science museum ~just the two of them~

all three of them also love:

the library duh

allandale farm

puppet shows

visiting the geese near simmons

mfa

trying to break in the gates to walk around harvard

going to any park, sometimes alex and river will do yoga in the park

seeing movies at coolidge corner

they tried going to the zoo once but river saw a bird of prey in a cage and started crying. then michael started crying. it was a whole thing.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Happy Holidays y'all! This year I wrote a (super adorable) fic for @dankmalexmemes for the Malex Secret Santa exchange (@malexsanta) I hope you enjoy your gift as much as I enjoyed making it!

Huge, massive, gift-basket thanks to @burntotears and @im-the-punk-who for being the best betas ❤️

Title: we're made up of a thousand scars

Summary: “What are you worried about?” Alex interrupted Michael’s thoughts. “Are you sure about this?” “Isobel and I are more than capable of planning a holiday party together. Yes I’m sure.” -- Alex and Isobel plan the group's holiday party together. Michael has many feelings about it.

#isobel and alex 4ever and ever

Important question: Why is River so cute?