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zamasu

Guts punching Griffith

Manga(1992)/Anime(1997)/Movie(2012)

#that's so good

oarsandironworks

plvots

I really don’t care what kind of blogs you have, This deserves a reblog

yggdrasill--

man the last image really got me..

#it's back

prophecyguy

post i otherwise agree wholeheartedly with: and I bet you’re gonna scroll past this 😒

me, who got no time for this passive aggressive bullshit:

#yes sir

daffodildaydreamer

Everyone throws a birthday party for their cat… right?

dannishboo-blog

Everyone should.

#cat

radicalanarchism

“The government is good at one thing. It knows how to break your legs, and then hand you a crutch and say, “See if it weren’t for the government, you wouldn’t be able to walk”.”

— Harry Browne

#yep

scottishstraight

Handsome British Longhair cat! © “Spectacular” cattery

HE’S SO FLUFFY!

Cat facts.

❀ Ailurophilia is the “love of cats.”

❀ Egyptians shaved their eyebrows as a sign of mourning when they lost a beloved cat.

❀ According to myth, a cat sleeping with all four paws tucked under means cold weather is coming.

❀ A cat that bites you after you have rubbed his stomach, is probably biting out of pleasure, not anger.

❀ 95% of all cat owners admit they talk to their cats.

❀ Cats are the sleepiest of all mammals. They spend 16 hours of each day sleeping. With that in mind, a seven year old cat has only been awake for two years of its life!

❀ Many experts report that cats will purr when feeling any intense emotion (pleasure or pain). ❀ Cats rub up against other cats, and people, in an attempt to “mark” them with their scent glands. They most often use the scent glands between their eye and ear (near the temple area) or their scent glands near the base of their tail.

❀ Cats are partially color blind. They have the equivalency of human red/green color blindness. (Reds appear green and greens appear red; or shades thereof.)

❀ “Sociable” cats will follow you from room to room to monitor your activities throughout the day.

❀ A cat will almost never “meow” at another cat. This sound is reserved for humans.

❀ Cats knead with their paws when they’re happy.

❀ If your cat is near you, and her tail is quivering, this is the greatest expression of love your cat can give you. If her tail starts thrashing, her mood has changed —- Time to distance yourself from her.

❀ There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with 33 different breeds.

❀ Killing a cat was punishable by death in ancient Egypt.

❀ If your cat snores or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you

❀ When the front paws are curled up and tucked in, and the back legs are outstretched to the side, your cat is relaxed and secure.

❀ When your cat stares at you and then squints or closes his eyes. That is a huge sign of affection - in the cat world, that is the signal to other cats that this cat is not a threat.

❀ When a cat licks you, it can serve several purposes. Grooming, affection (which grooming is a part of), tasting, and leaving their scent on you.

#cats

peoplegettingreallymadatguns

#guns

xandrakeart

Visit Original Link

hey uhhhh has anyone done this yet

busket

some, once, the worl gonna (INHALE) i aint arpest the sheh. he was kinda a thing and a the shape and L her four. WELL, they coming and coming, rules and out running. temps not to bun, you’re pot but you’re dumb. so do so muh so whats wro aching the. and if you don’t. (record scratch) and if you dont…

you’re an! get cha! go! ey! you’re a! get the sh! get ey! all that glisto! shoot staa go moe…

it’s a -tsk- and they colder! you’re now, wait older! but the men beg to, judging by the h. satellite. the ice we’s. getting pretty, waters getting might as well. worlds on! how bout. thats the way never get

you’re an! get cha! go! ey! you’re a! get the sh! get ey! all that glisto! shoot staa go moe…

(random discordant whistling and record scratches)

you’re an! get cha! go! ey! you’re a! get the sh! get ey! all that glistooo!!! shootn staa….

some once a spare change for need to self a this place. i said ye! what a cons. i could you a fuel mas. we could use a…CHAAAAAY! WELL! they coming and coming, rules and out running! temps not to bun, you’re pot but you’re dumb. so do so muh so whats wro aching the. and if you don’t. (GO!) and if you dont!!!

you’re an! get cha! go! ey! you’re a! get the sh! get ey! all that glistooo! shoot staa go moe! n’ all that glisto! shoot staa go moe!

anditssunday-deactivated2018072

sweet I’ve always wanted to be able to listen to his song faster so that I can listen to it twice as much in the same time frame thanks

#shitpost

deepspacepirate

The word “moist” is the Number One universally reviled word in the English language due to both its definition and the way it sounds. Similarly gross words include

chunks

curdling

squirt

munch

bulbous

pustule

sink

squirm

slippery

Which got me wondering, can I elicit the same emotions with words that have no meaning? And the answer is “Yes, yes you definitely can.”

So here it is: words and phrases that elicit “thanks, i hate it!” by sheer negative sonority

scrungo

beesechurger

mingus

hurgling

tungus

Scrimmy Bingus and the Crungy Spingus

slurm

chungus

crungle

gunch

But did you know you can make it even worse by combining them??

bucket of curdling chunks

the pustulous gunch muncher

your squirming tungus

this crungy beesechurger

a squirting chungus

the slurm sink

a slippery mingus

And my all time favorite

m y ⠀m o i s t ⠀s c r u n g o

crownedpatriot

@smokeybissli

#gross

hotvampireadjacent

bicommies

ok but robin is such a sweet guy he helps take care of the mass amount of feral cats in his city it’s really heartwarming and he’s always so polite and nice to the people who watch his videos

also it’s clear from the videos that the cats know and trust him because he treats them so well

for example this is a video of him first meeting this cat

and in a couple months, he posted this update

he’s really a good person

hotvampireadjacent

that’s why i left his name in the screenshots! He’s such a nice man and takes care of all these feral kitties and is very patient with them. love his channel

can’t forget the iconic

#cats

peoplegettingreallymadatfood

aujnfcnaw

#the costco post

power-chords

So, when my maternal grandmother died, we had to find loving, permanent homes for all five of her cats because otherwise she would have risen from the grave to kill the entire family. We took in Chloe because Chloe was my grandmother’s favorite, and she made my mom promise to look after her. Now my mother treats Chloe like her third child, and the cat is basically plastered to her 24/7 when she isn’t hiding from some imagined enemy like the dustbuster or my dad’s footsteps.

Anyway, we wound up giving the rest of the cats to this couple that runs a joint called Kitty Korner. They try to find loving homes for all the cats they take in, but will care for the unadoptables (read: assholes) for the rest of their lives. That’s great, because one of the cats we gave to these poor women was Tobey. I have no idea why my grandmother ever adopted Tobey. He was a huge schmuck. The most handsome orange tomcat you ever saw, and he loved to crawl in your lap. But if you ever tried to touch him, he would switch immediately into Kill Mode and you could say goodbye to your hand. Needless to say, having him in your lap was awkward. It was like holding a bomb.

Kitty Korner sends us detailed letters every year to give us updates on how Tobey’s doing. Basically, they are status reports on how much of a douche Tobey is and continues to be. These women are saints. I guess they really like cats, because these letters are like a full page of single-spaced text. But more or less, they amount to:

2003: Tobey has a real colorful personality! But, uh, we don’t think he’s suited for adoption yet

2004: Nope, still not suited for adoption

2005: I think this is pretty much a lost cause

2006: WTF

2007: Tobey is trying to kill us and every other cat in the house

2008: Tobey is still trying to kill us and every other cat in the house

2009: Tobey is a vicious dictator and can only find pleasure in the subjugation of other organisms

BUT!!!! The past few years, Tobey has apparently been making steady improvement. And in our most recent letter, we have been informed that he is no longer doing things like venturing upstairs expressly to beat the living shit out of the other cats at Kitty Korner. He will also let you pet him, and when he’s had enough he’ll give a warning nip instead of removing your limb. In fact, Tobey, at a ripe old age of 14, is ready for a new home! With an experienced cat owner, comes the necessary caveat, and like… no kids. At all. Ever. Or other cats, probably. But at least he’s no longer a psychopath.

power-chords

WE GOT ANOTHER LETTER FROM KITTY KORNER AND WE THOUGHT TOBEY HAD FINALLY KICKED THE BUCKET BUT IN FACT HE HAS FOUND A NEW HOME, AT AGE 16, WITH AN ELDERLY MAN WHO RECENTLY LOST HIS OWN CAT.

I MAY CRY.

power-chords

2/1/2016: old man Tobey still loving his forever home :’)

dispetrichordia

Amazing

geekerypeekery

The adoption story to end all adoption stories. Hey, does Kitty Korner have a Kickstarter anywhere?

power-chords

The outpouring of love for this post is amazing! I’m going to cry at the office.

They do not have a Kickstarter, however, as a no-kill foster home run exclusively through volunteer work, they always welcome donations and you also have the ability to sponsor a cat. You’ll get detailed photos and status reports on your kitty, and should he or she get a happy ending like Tobey, you’ll be the first to know!

My grandmother was a card-carrying crazy cat lady until the day she died, and she was a big supporter of Kitty Corner. The women who run it are as devoted to rescue animals as she was her entire life. Wherever she is now, she’d be humbled to know just how many people were touched by Tobey’s comeback story.