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Artwork for Brenda, call me!

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OWN IT! It’s just like when Tyra Banks looks longingly and fantasises in the ANTM makeover eps “..like Mia Farrow in Rosemary’s Baby...” but this time - it’s not sending anyone packing, Queen. I think this is my favourite thing I’ve ever done. #LisaRinna #RHBH #RealHousewives #dannydax #instahair 🎤Scissor Sisters - Filthy/Gorgeous (obvs.) (at Beverly Hills, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqnxJHZnlRy/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vf3isw4xo3xx

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#dazzler (at Disco Inferno) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqQ0jCKniQn/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1rm0pmtzef7sf

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✨✨ Ali was having NONE of it. Her vocals were better, Jem would just have to get over it. ”Showtime Syn...DEL!? AIEEE” — and with a soul shattering crack of thunder, Queen Sindel appeared, dragging a hassled Dazzler away whilst Jem crashed to the ground. “Truly outrageous... pah! You are pathetic and weak!” she goaded. Jem was sure to wedge a pink pump in her Netherrealm, make that both of them in fact. ✨ ✨The scrap you never thought you’d see, but always secretly wanted. Who would win?#TestYourTuck #Fatality #SugababesReloaded #dannydax https://www.instagram.com/p/BqQoSLeHgQp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7w169tq13dyw

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Nagini spouting nonsense again https://www.instagram.com/p/BoojggZn3OJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2shn331ybhsb

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Fabulous personified! Model: @kylefarmery - based on imagery by: @marco_ovando #beauty #makeup #dannydax https://www.instagram.com/p/BopcZoDn0Rs/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1emnl9b1ezrwq

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¡Que Linda! ¡Que LINDAAA! - Ursula could just hear them now, chanting with adulation and envy. ‘...Jealousy’s a disease - get well soon bitch xoxo’ she typed, talon encrusted fingers click-clacking across the screen. Captions were always such a tricky thing. She wasn’t sure if Donatella and Karl would comment straight away, but in any case she was going to make them sweat. Ursula never could speak Spanish, or French for that matter - which is why she let the funky music do the talking. ✨✨

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You could never.

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Beauty Killer II @jeffreestar - Whilst it may appear I have retired and/or expired I’m still here bitch ✌🏽 -

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“Oh piss off Lynn! You wouldn’t understand. It’s far too high brow for you!” — Skeletor just couldn’t fathom why on Eternia he wasn’t snapped up for the Scottish Widows advert. Whilst it may appear I have retired and/or expired, I will endeavour to upload new work here more regularly. ✌🏽

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✨#CountdownToTheCrown #RPDR #TeamAsia #TeamKameron #TeamAquaria #TeamEureka #dannydax

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✨ Here we see the Beyoncé, majestically surveying just one of her kingdoms, perched on a mountain of wigs - freshly snatched. #OTRII #Beyonce #Mugler #dannydax #beyhive #TheCarters #EverythingIsLove

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