Chris: you know, if I was a better thrower I could play baseball
Tiff: you say this a lot
Me: yeah you say some version of this for every sport. Like ‘if I were a little bit taller I could play basketball’
Chris: well Giancarlo Stanton is like 5’9 and he’s really good
*looks up Giancarlo stanton*
Chris: …oh never mind, Giancarlo stanton is 6’6”












