80's androgynous demon crab

dan lester. i make videos. i'm far too awkward for my own good. i married a loser for some reason. aim: @takeittothebedroom [roleplay only]

[danyulol-blog]

my side hurts

[danyulol-blog]

pegacornkisses hello! how are you?

[danyulol-blog]

hi ??

[anditlingers]

[lawngreen-deactivated20170413]

[drivin-ski]

summertime goals

[93-7]

sometimes u have to run thru the 6 by urself

[miuroko]

[thechickinthemiddle-deactivated]

[gaaraofsburbia]

the fuck is this bullshit

[danyulol-blog]

hi im alive

[satrialespork]

[danyulol-blog]

i just woke up and went to get food and walked into the fucking kitchen door

[bloomflowersbloom]

plane rides are better when you have the window seat 

[danyulol-blog]

sighs about everything

[danyulol-blog]

i need friends

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

[2seat]

[leslieknopedanascully-deactivat]

u kno we get all salty about how netflix asks us “are you still watching” but u kno wat good ‘ole netflix is just taking care of us like netflix gives us three options 1. im still watching 2. start from beginning 3. back to browse like netflix isn’t throwing shade, netflix just knows that sometimes we fall asleep after seven hours of watching some trash tv show like if netflix didn’t check in on us then u might wake up 5 episodes later and see a major spoiler but no netflix stops to make sure we haven’t fallen asleep and if we did they’re nice enough to give us the “start from beginning” option in case we wake up in the middle of an episode and don’t have any idea wtf is going on so really netflix is just like the sober friend who looks after you when ur drunk