Harm Magnus "Big Hunter" Jager

I ADORE hunting big game of all sorts Proudly elimnated 13 species in Africa, and Eurasia

[biggamejager]

Greeting Harm-Heads, I have decided to make a new strain of cannabis for Harm's Cool Earth (Name for my planet(Still malleable to new names)). I, (as your gracious Leader now) will be taking suggestions. Inform me!

- Harm Magnus Jager

[biggamejager]

I am considering succeeding myself from the world, and inventing my own world.... absolutely BURSTING AT THE SEEMS full of animals begging to go extinct by my hand!

- Harm Magnus Jager

[biggamejager]

I! ("Harm Magnus Jager") Thinks that Sid Meier's Civilization VI is an absolutely fetching game.

- Harm Magnus Jager

[biggamejager]

Harm come home bro we miss you

Come home from the hunt

Dear my brokie compatriots,

I am sorry for my long absence, I was hanging out with my friend and creator Yakub. He had me over to hunt the last known unswag white boy (they are all swag)(so you know hard to be unswag)(I have always been swag) anyways, I shot and killed him.

I am back now.

You have been good little Harmheads

From, your glorious lover,

HARM MAGNUS JAGER

[biggamejager]

Here's my portfolio.

My portfolio.

- Harm Magnus Jager

[lovemesumlovelum]

[biggamejager]

I remember hunting one of these bad boys back in 09' (1809).

Harm Magnus Jager

[biggamejager]

Been thinking about hunting... Any latinx people interested?

Harm Magnus Jager

[biggamejager]

Just killed a fucked up critter! Yipee!

- Harm Magnus Jager

[biggamejager]

hi mr JAGER,

have you ever hunted a legendary or mythical pokemon (preferably to extinction)?? I figured that kind of thing would be impossible so if anyone's done it, it'd be you.

Well, back when Pokemon roamed the earth -1 AIKAP (After I killed All Pokemon) I was in Kanto town talking to that horrible Professor Samuel Oak who wished to preserve Pokemon (Gross I know right?) I saw it watching me there Arceus (who I hate because who can claim they are God when I exist in the same world.) Right there I decided to kill every Pokemon saving their so called "God" for last. SO it wasnt just one pokemon, but all of them killed with my Harmpoon. That is why I am suing Game Freak for mistelling my story!

Harm Magnus Jager

[biggamejager]

HELP!

What sex should I love?

MLM (Gay)

WLW (Lesbian)

The third option ;) (Also a Lesbian)

You

Voting ended onJan 12, 2025

Harmy I am in dire need of assistance, I am trying to fuigure out not only what gender I should be, but also who I should love. I know that you all care deeply about me (more than I care about you (GAFAW!)) so here we go.

(Also it's 10,000$ to vote, so vote wisely)

Harm Magnus Jager

[biggamejager]

Today in colaberation with Müller and J. M. M. M. M. Fuddleheimer and Sons and Friends and Enemies and Lovers LLC Big Oil Unlimited Oil But No Oil Limited LLC and Co. (or MJMMMMFSFELLLCBOUOBNOLLCC (or Müller 和 J. M. M. M. M. Fuddleheimer 和儿子、朋友、敌人和情人有限责任公司 Big Oil Unlimited Oil But No Oil Limited LLC and Co. (or 基础石油公司 if you're feeling frisky))) for the wetter parts of the world are showing my first shirt! Because I know you (the bitches in question) love my hampoon.

Harm Magnus Jager

[brutusblight]

I got big guns and a lot

[biggamejager]

Here is my formal review of Brutus Blight Arms. From my very important and rich opinion I would give him a Harm Magnus Jager out of 10! Such wonderful arms. Good for hunting big, and small game. Also a thrill to work with! If you are rich, and in the Saudi area go check him out!

Harm Magnus Jager

[biggamejager]

They've been saying its a hunting endangered species winter.

New album dropping now to those who's networth is above twelve zeros, and to one special Harmhead

Harm Magnus Jager

[biggamejager]

Smoked that hunters pack, call that a hunters high. Gafaw.

- Harm Magnus Jager

[foxkitautumn]

This website is full of horny people who want attention but are too shy to talk to anyone else. So let's see if we can make some miracles happen

Reblog to tell prev you wanna have sex with them

[biggamejager]

Greetings @jmmmmfuddleheimer , and @guntermulleroil...

Would you two like to come over to my yacht (Known as the HMJ pleasure boat(or as 中国的白船 in asia( Yes the biggest pleasure ship in north america))) and have well you know. Coitus. Gafaw! I will bring my biggest pelts, and you im sure your finest oil.

Your lover and best friend,

Harm Magnus Jager

[biggamejager]

I have been seeing "posts" as of late saying that you all wish vampires were real! You should all be happy that I killed all of them! It all started when Count Orlok and I were having steamy relations back in the 1700s in his castle, and he bit me! So I staked him in the heart. After that I decided to kill off the rest of them. It was rather easy to kill all of those pale twinks who live in their cozy castles. Gafaw! Them boys never hunted a hungarian Werebear in their lives. Thank Gods.

Harm Magnus Jager

[biggamejager]

Hello Mr Harm! Big fan and Harmhead here. In the name of my ongoing hate campaign against innocent, helpless endangered animals, please indulge me by telling me what's the biggest, most formidable beast you've ever smited off this godforsaken rock. And please don't say my mother.

Thank you Sir!

Knowing that you are a Harmhead (meaning I know that you are indeed rich and attractive) I will regale you a tale of how I pierced the heart of a Titanosaurus with a harpoon (Like in Moby Dick (Which is based off of the time I killed a whale named Matthew Balls). Around 100 million years ago I was hunting of course, and there I see it, that long large bastard... I knew I needed them dead, no one thing should be so much bigger than me!! I was seething with anger and malice, when I realized my M-14 wouldn't do a thing against a beast with a hide so thick. I had just the tool, my carbyne harpoon (fondly named the Harmpoon©™(Lovely name I know(but praise me at another time))) I lined up the shot perfectly, and kabloomy! The beast had taken its last breath at my Harmpoon©™. I quickly ran up to the beast berating it with insults as it died a pathetic death (Which it was(gafaw)) I hope this enlightens you about my glory and hunting prowess.

My warmest regards

Harm Magnus Jager