The~unsolicited~hotdog

He/they, 5’9 , Caucasian male, bisexual, Montanan Hey, you can call me trtlbagl or turtlebagel, or dirty little cum slut if you prefer, I’ve got adhd and ptsd, I’ve got tons of different hyperfixations over the years, they’re always changing. But I do love dnd and cooking and photography, and nature like hikes and shit. I think I’m pretty friendly for the most part, and I’d like to keep posting frequently. Welp… that sums me up, ya’ll have a great day, or night, or time on the toilet

[depsidase]

[daqthebard]

my tarot cards say that ur a snazzy man

Top-heavy

[daqthebard]

My friends call me a loser 'Cause I'm still hanging around I've heard so many rumors That I'm just a girl that you bang on your couch I thought you thought of me better Someone you couldn't lose You said, "We're not together" So now when we kiss, I have anger issues

You said, "Baby, no attachment" But we're

Knee deep in the passenger seat, and you're eating me out Is it casual now? Two weeks, and your mom invites me to her house on Long Beach Is it casual now? I know what you tell your friends It's casual, if it's casual now Then, baby, get me off again If it's casual, it's casual now

Dumb love, I love being stupid Dream of us in a year Maybe we'd have an apartment And you'd show me off to your friends at the pier

I know, "Baby, no attachment" But we're

Knee deep in the passenger seat, and you're eating me out Is it casual now? Two weeks, and your mom invites me to her house on Long Beach Is it casual now? I know what you tell your friends It's casual, if it's casual now Then, baby, get me off again If it's casual

It's hard being casual  When my favorite bra lives in your dresser And it's hard being casual  When I'm on the phone talking down your sister And I try to be the chill girl  That holds her tongue and gives you space I try to be the chill girl  But honestly, I'm not

Knee deep in the passenger seat, and you're eating me out Two weeks, and your mom invites me to her Long Beach house I know what you tell your friends Baby, get me off again I fucked you in the bathroom when we went to dinner Your parents at the table, you wonder why I'm bitter Bragging to your friends, I get off when you hit it I hate to tell the truth, but I'm sorry, dude, you didn't I hate that I let this drag on so long, now I hate myself Hate that I let this drag on so long, you can go to hell

[daqthebard]

I’m re watching lotr and just realized when Gollum is pretending to be Sméagol in the third movie when the climb the steps of Minas Morgul, it’s literally just the rat whispering into Dutches ear.

[daqthebard]

Kneel.

[daqthebard]

After the rises of the Midwest princess, “knee deep” by the Zac Brown Band has taken on a whole new meaning for me

[aranea-serket]

If you notice me reblogging

a repost

stolen art

false information

etc.

please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you

[daqthebard]

Kinda funny everyone is reposting a repost tat says not to repost, say that five times fast. Anyway

[syn4k]

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[mmelete]

[daqthebard]

Reblogging for later

[lets-steal-an-archive]

Georgia judge strikes down state’s abortion ban, allowing care to resume

Fulton county judge issues order that abortions must be regulated as they were before law took effect in 2022

Under the six-week ban, providers could not perform abortions if they detected fetal cardiac activity, which emerges at about six weeks into pregnancy. Many women, McBurney wrote, do not even know they are pregnant at six weeks.

“For these women, the liberty of privacy means that they alone should choose whether they serve as human incubators for the five months leading up to viability,” McBurney wrote. “It is not for a legislator, a judge, or a commander from The Handmaid’s Tale to tell these women what to do with their bodies during this period when the fetus cannot survive outside the womb any more so than society could – or should – force them to serve as a human tissue bank or to give up a kidney for the benefit of another.”

In a footnote, McBurney added: “There is an uncomfortable and usually unspoken subtext of involuntary servitude swirling about this debate, symbolically illustrated by the composition of the legal teams in this case. It is generally men who promote and defend laws like the Life Act, the effect of which is to require only women – and, given the socio-economic and demographic evidence presented at trial, primarily poor women, which means in Georgia primarily black and brown women – to engage in compulsory labor, ie, the carrying of a pregnancy to term at the government’s behest.”

2022CV367796 - FINAL ORDER (1)

2022CV367796 - FINAL ORDER (1)

[folk-punk-baby]

WOOOHOOO 🔥🔥🔥

[daqthebard]

WOOOOOOOO🧱🧱🧱🧱🎉🥳

[trinketfairy]

A reminder that Jazwares CEO - the company behind toy brands like Kellytoy, Squishmallows, Bum Bumz, Hello Kitty, Pokemon (in North America), Nerf, and many others - is a staunch supporter of Israel, with half of their recent intern cohort from Reichman University being called back to fight in the IOF. Not only this, but he and his wife Laura are working with the organization known as Brothers For Life that gives aid to Israeli soldiers, as well as supporting the infamous Canary Mission, which is responsible for doxxing pro-Palestinian students.

Buying new Jazwares products is going towards a CEO who supports genocide, please continue to boycott Jazwares brands and seek out alternative brands or strictly buy from secondhand sources when looking for new gifts for yourself or your loved ones. Do not continue to put money in Jazwares's pockets.

Source

[trinketfairy]

My alternatives thread from Twitter has now been transferred to a spreadsheet, with almost three times the amount of brands listed in my original thread.

Jazwares Alternatives

[daqthebard]

@theecholeftbehind fuck, well no more Pokémon until a ceasefire

[mugene-art]

five fish friends!

made with model magic and acrylic paint

in order: myllokunmingia, pteraspis, groenlandaspis, stegostoma (zebra shark, juvenile), neoceratodus (australian lungfish)

[daqthebard]

EXCUSE ME WHERE CAN I GET THIS

[chiisomandi]

the presidential debate but you take a shot for every time trump mispronounces kamala’s name on purpose

[daqthebard]

Please don’t do this, alcohol poisoning is real and it’s dangerous

[daqthebard]

Wait… are you…

[sealsdaily]

Running a test here. What's the most distinct feature of a leopard seal for you

Their spots

Their teeth

Their head shape

Their size

Voting ended onSep 12, 2024

I'd like this to spread beyond the general sealsdaily audience since this is actually targeted at people that don't actually know that much about seals in general

[daqthebard]

I’m doing my part spreading the word of the seal

[stuckinapril]

“It’s necessary for Palestinians to die because otherwise Israelis would never be able to exterminate Hamas!” “Iraqi citizens had to die because the US had to retaliate for the Iran-backed drone attack!” When will you learn that Arab people are not just collateral fucking damage. When will you learn they are not a means to an end. When will you stop dehumanizing Arab people in your endless attempts to justify the mindless slaughter that has been taking place for years, but which has intensified beyond belief the last four months. Why do you need to be told to treat Arab people like they’re human. Why do you need to be told this. Why do you need to be told.

[acet0xy]

Scolopendra Miku

[daqthebard]

Tomorrow is the day.

Help?! What’s Happening, am I missing something? Is it fucking Armageddon