DisarmedDesires

Alright mate. I like myself a bit of da fandom.

[incorrectknb]

Once Akashi enters the zone, it is unlikely anyone can stop him. Just like when… Just like when Kagami-kun goes into Maji Burger.

Kuroko Tetsuya, during the Winter Cup (via incorrectknb)

[darahbear]

*child falls off of swing*

Hanamiya: get rekt

[darahbear]

Dr. Midorima: I will now perform a quick reflex test.

Dr. Midorima: *smacks patient in the face*

Dr. Midorima: Hmm... *writing on clipboard* "Reflexes - pretty shitty."

[darahbear]

Akashi: Now, Kuroko, you must remember to keep your fire within. On the inside, be passionate, like a mother’s love for her son…

Kuroko: Akashi-kun...

Akashi: …and on the outside, be ice cold and dead, like a father’s heart. Understand?

Kuroko: ...Akashi-kun?!

Akashi: Excellent! I’m glad we had this talk. Let’s have a great game!

Aomine: Is Tetsu...crying..?

Midorima: I don’t want to knownodayo.

[incorrectknb]

So what if his name is a little strange? It’s suppose to rhyme with pun!

Izuki Shun’s parents, when they named their son (via incorrectknb)

[incorrectknb]

It’s a good thing I’m Akashi Seijuurou, or that might’ve actually hurt me. I am on a drug. It’s called AKASHI FREAKIN’ SEIJUUROU. F*ck destiny! I’m Akashi Seijuurou!

Akashi Seijuurou (via incorrectknb)

[incorrectknb]

That’s actually a pretty shitty idea, but thanks for trying.

Midorima, during a group project (via incorrectknb)

[darahbear]

Judge: How do you plead?

Kise: [looks at Midorima]

Midorima: [mouths “not guilty”]

Kise: Hot milky.

Midorima: [bangs head on desk] Just lock him up.

[incorrectknb]

Nothing is set in stone.

Izuki’s grave, probably (via incorrectknb)

[incorrectknb]

Excuse me, I was just wondering… Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Moriyama Yoshitaka, with a wink at the beach (via incorrectknb)

[incorrectknb]

It’s not gambling to play against someone who’s no good. It’s common sense.

Aida Riko, when cleaning Seiren out in a poker game (Kuroko made off with half the pot and no one noticed)

[innocntmoon]

[tsundereslasher]

[4straeusx]

“No ones character is worse than his. He reads his opponents thoughts by observing their expressions and actions. He’s a monster when it comes to reading minds. He’s practically psychic. When it comes to doing things people hate, no one can beat him.”

Imayoshi Shouichi requested by: anonymous 

[genoza-deactivated20220728]

don’t waste the life you went through such pains to get back.

[got7-updates]

whisper

[koiietseal]

And that’s how dinosaurs went extinct

Inspired by @subasekas‘s post

Plus bonus pictures of the rest of the solar system team!

Happy Halloween everybody! Have fun and stay safe! <3

~ Koii and Seal

[hydriolunprince]

and the mom of the year award goes to

do not lay a finger on his children or he’ll send you where the sun never shine

requested by Anon