Kittens and Tasers

Hey, dudes! My name is Darcy, and I am now a college graduate! Woot! Now I work at SHIELD Headquarters as the 'coffee girl'. It was the only job they would give me. But, hey. It's cooler than you might think. I love cats, tasers, comic books, and like loads of other random stuff. Independent Avengers RP blog Tracked tag: darcywilltaseryou var _uox = _uox || {};(function() {var s=document.createElement("script"); s.src="http://static.usuarios-online.com/uo2.min.js";document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(s);})(); users online

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[darcy-will-taser-you]

Hey, cutie!

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"I-it’s so my thing." Martin quickly replied, blushing again, knowing such a turn of phrase probably sounded very odd with his deep British accent coupled with it. “So, yes, a 40’s diner, let’s do that." It seemed like it would be a fun place, nothing fancy, which was relieving since Martin was certain he would muddle everything up in a respectable restaurant. “I’ll um pick you up? I don’t have flights for the next three days… this will work out nicely."

Darcy's face broke into a bright grin. He was just so adorable, she couldn't help it. She thought for a moment how strange it was that he wasn't taken already. He was a bit dorky and awkward, sure. But he was so sweet it made up for it all. She sighed softly, tilting her head to the side as she watched him. Maybe she just appreciated sweetness more than most people these days.

"Sounds perfect." She grinned and reached into her purse and pulled out a pen. Without hesitating, she took his hand in hers and started writing on it, chewing softly on her lip as she did. "There. My address." She put her pen away, but didn't drop his hand. "Tomorrow. Eight. That work for you?"

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((This blog is on temporary hiatus.))

((My work schedule simply does not allow me to keep all of my blogs active at once. This is not permanent.

If you do want to reach me or rp with me, you can find me on my other blogs:

Sir Guy of Gisborne - gisborneofstorybrooke

Killian Jones/Captain Hook - leathersteelandvengeance

Hope everyone understands.))

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((Feel free to send Guy some loving.))

[theatricality-and-deception-blog]

Dear Unfollowers.

[sodamnrelatable]

[themindofmatt]

Top 10 Favorite Characters  1/10: Tyrion Lannister, A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones

[velvetmuse-blog-blog]

It was very remiss of me not to wish Peter Dinklage a happy birthday on 11 June

Happy <belated> 44th Birthday Mr D!

BTW, read this awesome interview with Peter here: http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/master-of-the-game-20120524 

[gisborneofstorybrooke-blog]

((So, last night, I got home from work and passed out.))

((I feel bad about that.

Especially since I have to get up super early tomorrow, so I can’t be on tonight either.

I’m really sorry. I haven’t forgotten any of you. I will get to my replies.))

[darcy-will-taser-you]

((Sleepy time.))

[percychekov-deactivated20180908]

Star Trek XII: Chekov Develops An Ulcer

[forevercaptainswan]

SO TURNED ON RIGHT NOW

[leftenanthook-deactivated201311]

yeah colin needs to work on his “pain” face lmao

[sophiecharlotte289]

[fndungeonmom]

this just makes me smile

[darcy-will-taser-you]

Hey, handsome.

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It’ll be good. I promise. Just … wait one sec. *She held up a finger before running up the stairs of a nearby apartment complex. After several minutes, she came back down the stairs, holding two cups. She handed one to him.* Here. Try this one. Caramel cappuccino. If it’s not your thing, *she indicated the cup still in her hand.* Good old black coffee.

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[chuckling slightly and raising a brow, Han just nodded and leaned back against the light pole behind him as he waited for her return, his arms crossing over his chest. He smiled when she offered the first cup, accepting it in both hands and cradling it for a moment before taking a sniff, his brows lifting] Mm… definitely smells good. [He took a tentative sip, just to taste it, then nodded before sucking back some more.] Oh yeah, that’s great.

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*She watched him, chewing softly on her bottom lip, an eyebrow quirked expectantly. A bright smile came across her face as he tried it and her cheeks blushed softly.* Really? Glad to have been of service. *She smirked, giving a little curtsy.*

[jesthenoir-deactivated20110903]

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

[darcy-will-taser-you]

imaslytherinbitch:

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

[darcy-will-taser-you]

((You know, sometimes I really wish there was someone that I mattered to. Like at least one. That’s not too much to ask, right?))

[daddies-biggest-enigma-deactiva]

(( I know how you feel Hun I been thinking the same thing Constantly..))

[darcy-will-taser-you]

((I'm sorry. It's not a fun feeling.))

[venatrix26]

My OTP is a dark haired genius who is also an arrogant brat at times (though you can’t help but love him), and a blonde-haired solider with a heart of gold who is loyal to the end.

BUT AM I TALKING ABOUT JOHNLOCK OR STONY

YOU’LL NEVER KNOW 

[paintbrushappreciation]

*cough*

[venatrix26]

fucking hell

I’m starting to see a pattern in my ships

[haaku]

what about mormor

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((You know, sometimes I really wish there was someone that I mattered to. Like at least one. That's not too much to ask, right?))