"I have Lyft on my phone; I'm an adult." -my mom

psyching myself out about cow sounds. Hi I'm Li. 28☆ CR sideblog: wine-gaara☆ Anyone know what Wraeththu is?

[rabbitrah]

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

[rabbitrah]

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

Future Kazutora vibes (anytime someone brings them up he replies similarly to this)

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

god damn this is a QUILT ('late day shadows' by nancy messier)

[cyber-seagull404]

THIS IS A QUILT?!?!?!?

[oplishin]

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

[oplishin]

OH I'M SURE

[spongelll]

me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

[wumblr]

[parkchanwoohoo]

When will it be my-- oh holy shit that's crazy

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[oneheadtoanother]

[cosmikazie]

you know all things considered im glad with the new tomodachi life nintendo finally realized that censorship in a singleplayer video game is kinda sorta absolutely useless and they just let you do pretty much anything. miis can say fuck now and talk about penis and the world continues to turn

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

[assaultmystic-archive]

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

[pocketpikachuz-deactivated20170]

2000′s Internet Weeaboo Aesthetic

[bunjywunjy]

oh ominous six-point buck of the field who won't stop staring at me, what is your wisdom?

[bunjywunjy]

his wisdom was "get the hell out of my field"

[ultradia]

Gaudi’s Bellesgaurde Tower

[allthatispeculiar]

[thetruemek]

[death-420]

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

[raeuberkotzenrotz]

I gotchu

[death-420]

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

[doomstar]

You literally cannot find this type of community interaction on twitter or instagram or any other app. Look at the support, the gratitude, the absolutely incomprehensible shared knowledge of this most cursed, most rare gif. 

Truly this is beauty.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy