"I have Lyft on my phone; I'm an adult." -my mom

psyching myself out about cow sounds. Hi I'm Li. 28☆ CR sideblog: wine-gaara☆ Anyone know what Wraeththu is?

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[doodlenoodles715]

I made my silly little gremlins. Gricko, twig, and torbek are on the way!

[unclefather]

[psych-is-the-name]

[shinekocreator]

Okay, this is actually funny

[memewhore]

[viralfrog]

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[heckyeahponyscans]

The fact that “dolls having a tea party” has stuck around in the public consciousness is fascinating to me.

Like, back in the Old Days that would be a way that women would actually socialize.  So if a girl had a doll tea party, she was imitating her mom / other contemporary women.

But these days contemporary women don’t have tea parties. So now, the idea of “dolls having a tea party” is an echo of an extinct behavior, only repeated and referenced because it used to be so prevalent.

So a Barbie in a big hat themed for a tea party is a bit like if they made Transformers that turned into stagecoaches and horse-drawn buggies.

[mysticsybil]

Like I wouldn’t buy the fuck out of stagecoach transformers

[kradeiz]

Prime and Prejudice

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[swarnpert]

*right clicks on you*

[swarnpert]

*views your properties*

[gummiehell]

[raylangivins]

[yozuartt]

Justice?

I finally watched death note all the way through after refusing to finish it after episode 25.. I’m still salty 6 years later

[1percentcharge]

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

[geeko-sapiens]

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

[maxtiz3rt]

my addition to @justcakethanks 's eridian welcome committee comics because they crack me up so much

[attack-lizard]

decided to have a crack at the EWC!!! hopefully nobody else has had this idea yet lol!! thank you to @justcakethanks for making these comics I eat drink and breathe them everyday

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[laqueus]

oh hp deskjet 2710e we're really in it now