Call me Rachel.

My name is Rachel Elizabeth Dare. I'm sixteen years old and I like painting & arts, among a lot of things. During school breaks you can find me at Camp Half-Blood. I'm not a half-blood, though. I'm 100% mortal, and what makes me special enough to spend summers there is, I'm the current host of the Oracle of Delphi. Basically that means I randomly spew out green mist that tells everyone what's going to happen.

[setsurara]

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: "Rachollo" ~ please hear me out?

Even the ship name is weird! Why did I fall in love with this pairing?!

Okay, hopefully you’ll take some time to read this, whatever I’m going to be writing.

I am a Perachel shipper, for many reasons. Yes, I ship Percabeth too, but I think Perachel should have happened. For many reasons, but that’s not what this is supposed to be about (stupid wandering brain). So yeah, I was writing this beautiful beautiful Perachel fic where I managed to make it totally compatible to the Last Olympian and still have Perachel end up (yes, I’m awesome). BUTTTTT I accidentally got Apollo to play an important main character. And he does things. And those things kind of made it look like he liked Rachel.

So yeah. My Perachel turned into a love triangle of Percy/Rachel/Apollo. lol annabeth can stand in the corner lol j/k i love you annabeth chase even though you’re kind of a mary sue you are still one of my favorite characters

BEFORE YOU FREAK OUT (like I did when I realized the Perachollo <—lolthissoundsfunny), hear me out! Rachollo is awesome! Please keep reading.

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[dare-rachelelizabeth]

let's keep this alive

[dare-rachelelizabeth]

Percy's here! Follow him!

Percy-gotta-go's tumblr.

my hair is red k the lighting is weird

[dare-rachelelizabeth]

yeah so guess who went to the Clarion Ladies Academy dormitory building alpha and parkour'd into my window...

but on the upside I had a deal with him and he won't go on my tumblr anymore!

[dare-rachelelizabeth]

...I can hear lyre sounds outside my window

HOLY CRAP

I DON'T HAVE GRAPES FOR HIM

WHAT DO I DO

[dare-rachelelizabeth]

oh my gods.

That folder was just a collection of pictures of myself because one of my friends told me to paint a self-portrait! Those were just references!

And with all due respect...shouldn't you have better things to do, Lord Apollo?! Like, godly duties or whatever? Instead of ruining your Oracle's internet life? Or a least ask some other poor mortal who would feed you grapes...

[dare-rachelelizabeth]

I'm a god, Rachel. Passwords can't prevent me from doing what I want. And I find your pictures on your computer. Please, you have a folder on your Desktop filled with your pictures. I'm posting it because you need more of your pretty little face on here.

Reconsider that, by the way. I want grapes!

[dare-rachelelizabeth]

what what what

I log back in and what do I see?

Uh...

LORD APOLLO PLEASE GET OFF MY ACCOUNT.

I don't know how you do it, I've already changed my password after my post here HOW COME YOU'RE STILL ON

And gods where do you get those pictures of me

And no I will not feed you grapes

Please go away

[dare-rachelelizabeth]

Have you heard of this brazilian askblog for Rachel? 'o-oraculo-da-rachel' I think you might love it lmfao

Oh, I thought that was Portugese hahahaha! I actually do read it, and by that I mean I look at the pictures, because I can only understand English.

What a total coincidence! sjdhalskmaksda I am andourlovegoeson and I just asked them this http://o-oraculo-da-rachel.tumblr.com/post/22200327239/here-i-am-being-depressed-because-i-cant-understand

[dare-rachelelizabeth]

Sure you are, Sunshine. And about that grape thing? I'll take the offer. So kind to your patron. That's why you're my favorite little Oracle; when shall I drop by? ;)

[dare-rachelelizabeth]

SOMEONE'S hacked into my account. Hopefully you all know me well enough to tell that the last post wan't written by me.

And, Lord Apollo, I am not tone deaf.

[dare-rachelelizabeth]

HI IM RACHEL AND I LOVE PASTA! Apollo is my favorite god because he is the best god ever his inspirational and beautiful haikus are evidence that his literary skill is far more superior than anyone else's i just want to sing paeans to him all day long and serenade him (if only I wasn't tone deaf) while I feed him delicious ripe grapes as he is reclining on a chaise because he is totally the awesomest go ever!!!!!!!!!! I'm so glad i pledged myself to him and accepted the spirit of the oracle BEING A VIRGIN HAS NEVER BEEN THIS FUN

[itwasmylastrebirth]

"It hurts every time you come into my head."

Ass : Kronos

To : Blue Hair Brush

[dare-rachelelizabeth]

I laughed too loudly at this.

[dare-rachelelizabeth]

Where's Percy?

Ask Annabeth! Haha, I don't know, I'm at Clarion and none of the demigods can use phones to contact me; I don't really know where everyone is right now.

ooc: if you mean percy in this rp, the account is still being created :)

[elctrahrt]

[dare-rachelelizabeth]

A compiled photoset of ME. Rachel Elizabeth Dare, the narcissistic little ginger.

Just kidding. Most of there were taken by someone else. Only two of those were taken by me (the last and the first) so yeah. Not a camwhore.

[dare-rachelelizabeth]

This is one of the more embarrassing pictures of myself. Annabeth took this one with my polaroid, I think.

[chase-annabeth]

Yeah, I remember this! I’m an amazing photographer aren’t I? ;)

[dare-rachelelizabeth]

Hah, calling people and as they turn around you take embarrassing pictures of them. My camera also almost fell out of the boat, didn’t it?

[chase-annabeth]

I don’t know what you’re talking about, Rachel Elizabeth Dare. I’m completely innocent.

[dare-rachelelizabeth]

Annabeth.

[dare-rachelelizabeth]

This is one of the more embarrassing pictures of myself. Annabeth took this one with my polaroid, I think.

[chase-annabeth]

Yeah, I remember this! I’m an amazing photographer aren’t I? ;)

[dare-rachelelizabeth]

Hah, calling people and as they turn around you take embarrassing pictures of them. My camera also almost fell out of the boat, didn't it?

[dare-rachelelizabeth]

OH MY GODS I HATE CLARION LADIES ACADEMY.

[chase-annabeth]

Judging on how you talk about it I always imagine your school as some sort of posh jail cell for socialites, hahaha. How’s the educational aspect of Clarion, though? Are the teachers teaching any good stuff? Oh, and look on the bright side, it’s almost summer! :) We’ll see each other soon!

[dare-rachelelizabeth]

ANNABETH! Hi! Come to think of it, a 'posh jail cell for socialites' is a very accurate description of this hellhole. And yessss summer! I'm counting off the days, I want to go back to Camp so bad. Educational aspect, huh? Well, I guess the teachers are pretty good, minus the bias toward me. But what sucks is they have more than the usual array of classes, unlike normal schools. I mean, 'Manners 101'! I want to set the whole classroom on fire!