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rachel dare. xix. oracle sometimes i ( t h i n k ) i'm not that strong but there's a force that carries me on sick of my small heart made of steel sick of the [ w o u n d s ] that never heal

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nate-palmer·:

See? It’s a win-win, but who’s the lucky guy?

I wouldn’t say lucky guy, but... It’s Seb.

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nate-palmer·:

Well, since you already have my jacket… Are you up for it?

That would probably make the boy I want jealous... Yeah, let’s do it. We should have some ground rules, though.

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nate-palmer·:

Thank you, I’m flattered. Maybe I should bet, like, a fake girlfriend instead. Someone to scare off the thirsty ladies.

That would be a good plan, I guess. It would have to be someone already or close to your social circle, so they wouldn’t suspect it is a ruse.

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nate-palmer·:

I didn’t sign up to be thirsted on. It’s the hair. Should I just shave my head?

Come on, it’s a little funny. It’s not the hair. You are cute and have a nice personality and is decent. You are a catch, pal... but don’t you dare shave your hair.

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nate-palmer·:

The current thirst tweets are already bad enough, I don’t wanna imagine how worse they can get. Maybe I should just become ugly.

I will even join the bandwagon when that happens for the shits and giggles. Nah, I don’t think that’s possible.

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nate-palmer·:

See? Cringey. And I do have abs! They’re just a work-in-process.

And how that process is going, uh?

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nate-palmer·:

Reading it out loud worsens the cringe. Jett found them and sent it to me.

I would lick milkshake out of Aaron’s abs any day... Jeez, they think your ribs are a six-pack. 

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nate-palmer·:

They have thirst tweets about me. Wanna read them?

You read them to me. How did you even find those tweets?

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nate-palmer·:

No girl in my mind so far. And the girls who chase me are too desperate, it’s cringey.

Watch out, then. The kids have a habit of matchmaking if they believe you need someone. Come on, I bet you are exaggerating on how cringe it is.

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nate-palmer·:

You don’t have to worry about that, not right now at least, so enjoy it while it lasts.

I’m gonna carpe diem this period. But come on, there must be a girl that makes your heart go ping... Or you making some girl’s heart go ping because of that quiff.

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nate-palmer·:

Why do I get the feeling that you’re going to keep it for real one of these days?

I won’t, I promise. The last thing I need is some furious future girlfriend on my doorstep because she found out I have one of your jackets.

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nate-palmer·:

You know me, I’m not a picky eater.

Then we got ourselves a deal. Don’t forget your jacket.

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nate-palmer·:

As for the food part, I think I’m going to stay away for the kitchen. Remember that Giselle and I almost started a fire the last time.

My cooking abilities are settled on a mean mac and cheese and chicken nuggets, so you will have to be okay with that.

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nate-palmer·:

You had me at Rick and Morty marathon.

That was literally the last thing I said. I will take it, though.

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nate-palmer·:

You have my favorite jacket. What else do you need?

Food, love, affection, and a Rick and Morty marathon. 

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nate-palmer·:

Are you really going to use me like that?

I got catcalled! In a weird way! I deserve this win!

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nate-palmer·:

I think they make me suffer just for their enjoyment, but at least I get paid for it.

And with the money my parents pay you, you get to buy me food! Lion King was right, it truly is a circle of life.