The Overlord's Keep

The Overlord Original name: Lord ---- Gromgard Occupation: Overlord of Evil Age: 16 Home Address: Castle Gromgard, Meadowsweet, the Lands of Legend Likes: smiting, minions, certain people, magic, Evil, conquest and domination, peppermint tea. Dislikes: sweet foods, pumpkins, siblings, elves, dwarves, halflings and small children who act all innocent. (loonybinshuttle does his tech support. If you want to ask a question about his Dark Majesty behind his back, feel free to ask them instead!)

[drlichtenstein-blog]

Re: Balance

[dark-lord-gromgard]

drlichtenstein:

At this rate I will have to find a lady friend to balance out the kind of relationships going on around here. Or at least to show them all how to go about it.

-DrLichtenstein

<_< You toy with dangerous forces, Lichtenstein...

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[dark-lord-gromgard]

drlichtenstein:

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dark-lord-gromgard:

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dark-lord-gromgard:

drlichtenstein:

comicallyvintage:

REVIVED LIKE A ZOMBIE BY THE GREAT MENTAL POWER OF THE BRAIN-BAT !

 … …. …. …

…

Where can I get one?

I’m not helping you get something that is that unhealthy. … And strange. 

O.o?

It will be safe. I have a helmet.

 You want to put it on your head?

No, that would be silly. I revive perfectly well on my own.

Then why do you want it. Haven’t you already got a brain?

Obviously. I need something to put in the moat.

 You should look for something bigger.

And scarier

You have a better suggestion?

 I’d suggest you take Jerrik, Turner and Franklin and put them at the bottom of your moat, but they’re not scary.

Giant sharks, crocodiles and krakens are the traditional choices.

And you would help me to get those?

I’m only a miracle worker on occassion.

 I don't think we need miracles. Just a very strong net and a lot of bait...

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[dark-lord-gromgard]

drlichtenstein:

dark-lord-gromgard:

drlichtenstein:

dark-lord-gromgard:

drlichtenstein:

dark-lord-gromgard:

drlichtenstein:

dark-lord-gromgard:

drlichtenstein:

dark-lord-gromgard:

drlichtenstein:

comicallyvintage:

REVIVED LIKE A ZOMBIE BY THE GREAT MENTAL POWER OF THE BRAIN-BAT !

 … …. …. …

…

Where can I get one?

I’m not helping you get something that is that unhealthy. … And strange. 

O.o?

It will be safe. I have a helmet.

 You want to put it on your head?

No, that would be silly. I revive perfectly well on my own.

Then why do you want it. Haven’t you already got a brain?

Obviously. I need something to put in the moat.

 You should look for something bigger.

And scarier

You have a better suggestion?

 I’d suggest you take Jerrik, Turner and Franklin and put them at the bottom of your moat, but they’re not scary.

Giant sharks, crocodiles and krakens are the traditional choices.

And you would help me to get those?

[comicallyvintage]

[dark-lord-gromgard]

drlichtenstein:

dark-lord-gromgard:

drlichtenstein:

dark-lord-gromgard:

drlichtenstein:

dark-lord-gromgard:

drlichtenstein:

dark-lord-gromgard:

drlichtenstein:

comicallyvintage:

REVIVED LIKE A ZOMBIE BY THE GREAT MENTAL POWER OF THE BRAIN-BAT !

 … …. …. …

…

Where can I get one?

I’m not helping you get something that is that unhealthy. … And strange. 

O.o?

It will be safe. I have a helmet.

 You want to put it on your head?

No, that would be silly. I revive perfectly well on my own.

Then why do you want it. Haven’t you already got a brain?

Obviously. I need something to put in the moat.

 You should look for something bigger.

And scarier

You have a better suggestion?

[comicallyvintage]

[dark-lord-gromgard]

drlichtenstein:

dark-lord-gromgard:

drlichtenstein:

dark-lord-gromgard:

drlichtenstein:

dark-lord-gromgard:

drlichtenstein:

comicallyvintage:

REVIVED LIKE A ZOMBIE BY THE GREAT MENTAL POWER OF THE BRAIN-BAT !

 … …. …. …

…

Where can I get one?

I’m not helping you get something that is that unhealthy. … And strange. 

O.o?

It will be safe. I have a helmet.

 You want to put it on your head?

No, that would be silly. I revive perfectly well on my own.

Then why do you want it. Haven’t you already got a brain?

Obviously. I need something to put in the moat.

[comicallyvintage]

[dark-lord-gromgard]

drlichtenstein:

dark-lord-gromgard:

drlichtenstein:

dark-lord-gromgard:

drlichtenstein:

comicallyvintage:

REVIVED LIKE A ZOMBIE BY THE GREAT MENTAL POWER OF THE BRAIN-BAT !

 … …. …. …

…

Where can I get one?

I’m not helping you get something that is that unhealthy. … And strange. 

O.o?

It will be safe. I have a helmet.

 You want to put it on your head?

No, that would be silly. I revive perfectly well on my own.

[comicallyvintage]

[dark-lord-gromgard]

drlichtenstein:

dark-lord-gromgard:

drlichtenstein:

comicallyvintage:

REVIVED LIKE A ZOMBIE BY THE GREAT MENTAL POWER OF THE BRAIN-BAT !

 … …. …. …

…

Where can I get one?

I’m not helping you get something that is that unhealthy. … And strange. 

O.o?

It will be safe. I have a helmet.

[comicallyvintage]

[dark-lord-gromgard]

drlichtenstein:

comicallyvintage:

REVIVED LIKE A ZOMBIE BY THE GREAT MENTAL POWER OF THE BRAIN-BAT !

 … …. …. …

...

Where can I get one?

[dark-lord-gromgard]

A lingering aroma...

Castle still smells of burnt halfling. I must find a way to get rid of it.

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Re: Sanitation

[dark-lord-gromgard]

drlichtenstein:

dark-lord-gromgard:

drlichtenstein:

It occurs to me that having werewolves around is an issue regarding cleanliness. Though the likelihood of being allowed to make it obligatory to enter through a decontamination unit isn’t great. I may try for it anyway.

For the patients, you understand.

Though dead people is a whole other can of worms. Hopefully not literally.

-DrLichtenstein

You allow werewolves in? :|

 I patch particular werewolves up. To do that they need to come in. So yes, I do.

When you are eaten, don't say I didn't warn you.

[drlichtenstein-blog]

Re: Sanitation

[dark-lord-gromgard]

drlichtenstein:

It occurs to me that having werewolves around is an issue regarding cleanliness. Though the likelihood of being allowed to make it obligatory to enter through a decontamination unit isn’t great. I may try for it anyway.

For the patients, you understand.

Though dead people is a whole other can of worms. Hopefully not literally.

-DrLichtenstein

You allow werewolves in? :|

[dark-lord-gromgard]

I understand the purpose of this place

...And now what?

[dark-lord-gromgard]

O.o

Is it working?