god works fast but gays work faster

※ daria ※ ukrainian and angry ※ russians, nazis and commies fuck off right away ※ queer ※ avatar by @dingonato ※ she/her ※

[darkacademiaburnout]

this is what killed me this season. the gulp, the tears in his eyes, the pain and the hope. the "I promised myself not to but I can't say no to him when he asks like that." I AM TOO WEAK FOR THIS GOODBYE.

[gender-luster]

the rules of a guillermo del toro movie:

the father will die

the autistic person will be fine

he will pepper in the fact that he was raised catholic

he will also pepper in the fact that he fuckin hates fascists

the monsters will be fuckable

[ferhog]

"In the beginning the live-action remakes were releasing 60 years after the originals. Then 30 years. Then 15 years. Netflix just announced that they're considering a Kpop Demon Hunters remake a month after that movie released. Marshal, within this decade we may be looking at a simultaneous release between an animated movie and its live-action remake."

[kkutabaaree]

U Are the Universe (2024) dir. Pavlo Ostrikov

r o u t i n e

мій контріб'юшон до великого, славного, новонародженого фандому (@sicheslavchyk не тегається, але я дам про себе знати)

[arcolan]

11 year old border collie: gets a special shot for his chronic back pain this morning

2pm: "where's the dog he can't possibly have jumped over the fence"

3pm: "hi i live in [another village]! I got your dog here, if you can come fetch him?"

"well at least that new medication is working 💀"

[the-haiku-bot]

2pm: “where’s the

dog he can’t possibly have

jumped over the fence”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[captain-price-returns]

You will absolutely not be prepared for the logo that flashes at the end of this drone combat video

[leebrontide]

WOw I sure was not

[jakegyllenhaalsteeth]

whole lipstick on a pig is bogus to me because we put lipstick on a pig and this is what happened

[fabfemmeboy]

Um excuse me that's not lipstick on a pig. That's eye shadow and mascara on a pig. Clearly there's a difference.

[bigmouthlass]

Miss Piggy has a history of getting carried away with lipstick.

[the-haiku-bot]

Miss Piggy has a

history of getting carried

away with lipstick.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cherryhomo]

just wanted to share the National Down Syndrome Society’s message for this year’s World Down Syndrome Day (21st March) 💛💙

[naamahdarling]

Powerful message that lovingly includes multiple disabilities, united. I love this.

[kibbits]

[ID: Screenshot of the tiktok message from ndssorg that reads: This #World Down Syndrome Day (spaces for readability), we've joined forces with @/coordown and other international Down syndrome organizations to spread the powerful message: No Decision Without Us. 💪

People with disabilities deserve a seat at the table where decisions are made about their lives, their futures, and their rights. Let's work together towards a world where every voice is valued. # No Decision Without Us #WDSD25 /End ID]

[mariasklodowskastwixbar]

Not rbing this with alt text should be punishable by jury duty

[the-haiku-bot]

Not rbing this with alt

text should be punishable

by jury duty

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[solitairians]

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

[unofficial-autism-post]

Unofficial Autism Post

[solitairians]

[goth-queen]

[sharptoothsadist]

𝕴 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖉𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖉𝖘 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉𝖓'𝖙 𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑?

[dungeonmalcontent]

It's clearly casting moonbeam, you uncultured fireball-brained wizard.

[the-haiku-bot]

It’s clearly casting

moonbeam, you uncultured

fireball-brained wizard.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lucybellwood]

As some of you might recall from this essay, I spent the latter half of 2025 working on a comic for the Ships of the Sea Maritime Museum in Savannah, Georgia. Tania Sammons, a curator at the museum who had previously licensed my guide to sailors’ tattoos for a show, wrote to me with an irresistible pitch: four cartoonists would be hired, assigned a vessel from the museum's extensive collection of models, then given six months to produce a short comic for publication in an anthology alongside an accompanying museum display.

How could I say no?

My original brief was to research the Anne, the ship that brought the first colonists to Georgia, but in the aftermath of my dad's death the story took off in directions I couldn't have foreseen.

I'm releasing the whole comic online to coincide with the opening of Drawn to the Sea, the exhibition in Savannah. If you're in the area this week (or anytime over the next nine months!) you can stop in and see all the amazing work that came from myself and fellow artists Avery Hick, Rich King, and Sharon Norwood. Details about the museum show are here.

In the meantime, here's a very personal comic.

Content Warning: this piece deals with suicide and parental mortality. Readers with trypophobia may want to skip pages 14 and 15.

Thanks for reading <3

[some-pers0n]

From the perspective of an outside observer, it seems as though being a fan of comic books is a form of masochistic torture

[some-pers0n]

Every time The Comic Mutual gets online and liveblogs about reading an issue it's like "I swear to god all these authors need to put in jail I hate this everything hurts but at least there's Scrimblo Jeremy. I don't know how I would do this without Scrimblo Jeremy" and then you look up Scrimblo Jeremy and he's the third cousin twice removed of some iteration of Jason Todd

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[fibromyalgicaf]

Edited to add: Since a lot of people are reblogging this original post, I'm adding the updated version I did that incorporates the intersex circle...

I know intersex people are still getting excluded in a lot of LGBTQIA+ spaces (let alone wider society) and I think it's crucial to show this group is included in the statement that we all deserve equal rights.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Petition to make this our new flag because this looks cool as fuck

[the-haiku-bot]

Petition to make

this our new flag because

this looks cool as fuck

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[saviorified]

sometimes people on here talk about "accountability" in a way that shows they think that the person they've decided is in the wrong can't actually do anything to redeem themselves other than like. suicide.

[ace-aussie-asshole]

Things Accountability IS:

Apologising for the harm that you've caused.

Trying to change your behaviour.

Accepting that not everyone will forgive you and they don't have to.

Things Accountability ISN'T:

Wallowing in your guilt until you think of yourself as nothing but bad.

Accepting an overly distressing punishment for your actions.

Twisting yourself into knots to make sure everyone knows how disgusted you are by yourself.

Other people can't move on if you never do.

[the-haiku-bot]

Accepting that not

everyone will forgive you

and they don’t have to.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[themirokai]

[juju-fisher]

I need to see this guy paint a tunnel on the side of a rock wall.

[the-haiku-bot]

I need to see this

guy paint a tunnel on the

side of a rock wall.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.