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Figured I'd made a 📌 at this point >

This is a whatever dumping ground used primarily for anime adjacent posting because that's what I tend to draw recently (I'm in hell)

Mainly posting fanart under the tag "the art offering"

I don't plan on posting nsfw on here but I am an adult and I swear and make suggestive jokes so beware

#just for safekeeping

I don't know what's usopp doing either

everyone is gay on this damn ship

#Happy pride #one piece #one piece fanart #art #monkey d. luffy #god usopp #the art offering

cosmicretreat

#Word to live by 👍#kermit the frog #reblog

venndaai

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

venndaai

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

fluorescentbrains

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

#Big fan of how nature just does random shit sometimes #sharks #reblog

i-am-a-fish

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

breezey-with-an-e-art

but what if i.....

i-am-a-fish

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

#reblog #yes sir yessir

lukewarmtomatosoup

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

encryptidarchivist

ah,,, but they are such gentle beasts,,,

lukewarmtomatosoup

oh wow… how serene…

#reblog

footlongdingledong

rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think

#this is what the internet was made for #reblog

Sike the reason why the straw hats can never get with one another is that they will be fighting over Luffy the whole time (they will never get him)

+ Sanji getting some cuteness aggression

#Is that considered successful flirting or not #On one hand he pressed the right button to make zoro say something cute #On the other he blew it and Nami would never let him live it down #Why did I draw this who even knows #one piece #the art offering #one piece fanart #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #zosan #luffy in spirit bro #art #zolu #sanlu #But like not actually . Think what you will tho #Just in case I need to fix my* tags #Breached 2k

It's generally advisable not to blow smoke around your dog but what do I know right

Live action sanzo has a very weird flavor to it idk if I can even explain it but yknow what I sure can doodle it . Maybe someone else can describe it but it sure feels kinda one sided to me.

#I had to finish this fast and I hate how easy sanji is to draw #Always blonde men #if you saw this earlier no you didn't I made some corrections #one piece #one piece fanart #opla #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #zosan #art #the art offering #1kkk

Quick sketch because I'm sick and projecting. I'm also easily amused

#Yes Mihawk we BOTH threw up🙂‍↕️#My headcannon is that perona #Gets freaked out by sickness so much she immediately contracts whatever it is. She is an empath like that #one piece #one piece fanart #art #Dracule Mihawk #one piece perona #ghost princess perona #roronoa zoro #goth family #the art offering #2k

Random Ace doodle hide us hoes

I hope he is like that in the live action too

#I did not want to spend long on this bc art block but it was fun he got a nice face #one piece #one piece fanart #monkey d. luffy #black leg sanji #the art offering #op #“Nice face”#Lmao #portagas d. ace #Sanace is alluded

sniperisland

just checking :)

#Making sure your sopp is nourishing is very important indeed #I love them #Also he would he would #One Piece #Straw hat pirates #Sniper King Usopp #Monkey D. Luffy #Tony Tony Chopper #Cat Burglar Nami #Black Leg Sanji #Vinsmoke Sanji #Roronoa Zoro #Soul King Brook #Nico Robin #not my art

yellowistheraddest

i hate drawing the tattoos so much lol

#Me everytime a male character : would have been so much better if he were a woman #she is so pretty #one piece #trafalgar law #fem!law #not my art

Unoriginally contributing to the cat Zoro agenda

This but also with Luffy^

#I own the most cat coded dog so I very much can understand a dog coded cat #Indeed #I'm sure it's been done before lol but #Boy do I love it when people make zoro a cat #Honestly should have just been the ships pet #one piece #one piece fanart #roronoa zoro #the art offering #Black leg sanji

Ehm not to be too woke or anything but what exactly has convinced the algorithm gods on every app to keep flashbanging me with either sanji getting comically assaulted or the worst zoro takes imaginable because people can't read? I need a break so quick dumb doodle it is