Greetings

My name is DARK LINK (D-a-r-k L-i-n-k) NOT DINK (MY NAME IS NOT DINK)

[darklinknotdink]

UPDATED LIST OF WHO IS GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME

-The Heroes

-Probably their loved ones

NEW LIST OF WHO I WILL GIVE A FLOWER TO, KILL FOR, AND DIE FOR

-Marin

NEW LIST OF PEOPLE I WILL LEAVE ALONE

-Salt Leg

SONS?????????

-Hero of Spirited Winds and Modes of Transportation

-Hero of Minish and Men, and He who is Four

-Hero of Lands Far and Near, Decendant of Fae and Bringer of Hope

-Hero of the Wilds and Healer of Worlds

-Gremlin, Feral Hero

-Shadow Squared my lil kitty

-Shadow times three my lil son

DAUGHTERS????

-Aryll, the Little Seagull

-Princess of the Wild, Healer of Worlds and Bringer of Peace

-Nayra

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On other news anon is on now

LABOUR STRIKE AT 10/3/22 (failed)

[darklinknotdink]

*bites your ankle*

ÄUGH

[darklinknotdink]

hi dink

*puts the green kind of Tabasco in ur mailbox*

-🌶️

Huh

I'm assuming it's a pepper???

[darklinknotdink]

*hands u a Twix bar but “nk” is written over the x and a “D” over the t, in dark purple eyeliner*

!!! A Dwink! That's so cool. I will proceed to eat the wrapping paper

[yugohhasissues]

…. It says “Dink” not “Dwink” lol

[darklinknotdink]

*squints*

Ah

I really ought to get my eyes checked out

[darklinknotdink]

*hands u a Twix bar but “nk” is written over the x and a “D” over the t, in dark purple eyeliner*

!!! A Dwink! That's so cool. I will proceed to eat the wrapping paper

[darklinknotdink]

meow

Holy sheep. A ktty

[the-one-and-only-wild]

I think warnut would be even worse if he was a raisin. If that makes sense

[deactivated-blog]

how about you shut the fuck up before i skin you alive

[timetheoldman]

He would be even worse if he were a slightly overripe tomato. Squishy is bad.

But, if he were a tomato, I could throw him at Dink.

[darklinknotdink]

Hey

[the-one-and-only-wild]

Let kids be weird in public again!!! I want to see what they come up with

[timetheoldman]

last time I was weird the timeline broke :-(

[deactivated-blog]

didnt zelda fuck it up tho?? she made two of em and ganon made the other one??

[darklinknotdink]

🙋

[deactivated-blog]

YOU DID IT???

[darklinknotdink]

No!

[deactivated-blog]

THEN WHY DID YOU RAISE YOUR HAND???

[darklinknotdink]

It's funny

:3

[the-one-and-only-wild]

Let kids be weird in public again!!! I want to see what they come up with

[timetheoldman]

last time I was weird the timeline broke :-(

[deactivated-blog]

didnt zelda fuck it up tho?? she made two of em and ganon made the other one??

[darklinknotdink]

🙋

[deactivated-blog]

YOU DID IT???

[darklinknotdink]

No!

[the-one-and-only-wild]

Let kids be weird in public again!!! I want to see what they come up with

[timetheoldman]

last time I was weird the timeline broke :-(

[deactivated-blog]

didnt zelda fuck it up tho?? she made two of em and ganon made the other one??

[darklinknotdink]

🙋

[darklinknotdink]

FUCK everyone that said I couldn't do it I have my EVIL DEGREE from EVIL COLLEGE now. I'm going to take a nap forever goodbye

[do-it-four-swords]

WOOOOOOO!!!

[darklinknotdink]

Hehe :3

[darklinknotdink]

FUCK everyone that said I couldn't do it I have my EVIL DEGREE from EVIL COLLEGE now. I'm going to take a nap forever goodbye

[deactivated-blog]

NEVERMIND the box is NOT WORKING!!!!

[darklinknotdink]

My condolences. Here's a new one

[darklinknotdink]

If u see me chewing a Scrub Daddy™ it's none of your business turn away immediately. You've been warned

[deactivated-blog]

whhhhhhhhhat thh fucj?? whu do o feel likw mu moutg ix nighymades

[darklinknotdink]

Welcome back! It’s been fifty years

[deactivated-blog]

mmmmsht th fucj up dinky

[darklinknotdink]

<3 no :3. Also language

[deactivated-blog]

mmno whas goin on tell meee

[darklinknotdink]

You drank something known as a death potion. You have now woken up from your death potion induced eepy time. It’s been five years. Welcome back :3

[deactivated-blog]

ohhhh. then can i go kill the maker of this death potion please

[darklinknotdink]

No I love him

[deactivated-blog]

i’ll tell hylia

[darklinknotdink]

Who’s hylia

[deactivated-blog]

G O D

[darklinknotdink]

Is hylia ur mom? What

[deactivated-blog]

for fucks sake no shes a goddess of light she could kill you

[darklinknotdink]

Oh. Never heard of her. What are u telling her again

[deactivated-blog]

fuckit im killing that death potion creator and if you dont like it then youre next <3

[darklinknotdink]

NOOOOOOO

LOOK ST HIMM

HOW COULD YOU 😭😭😭

[deactivated-blog]

cry about it. im gonna blast weezer too

[darklinknotdink]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[deactivated-blog]

whhhhhhhhhat thh fucj?? whu do o feel likw mu moutg ix nighymades

[darklinknotdink]

Welcome back! It’s been fifty years

[deactivated-blog]

mmmmsht th fucj up dinky

[darklinknotdink]

<3 no :3. Also language

[deactivated-blog]

mmno whas goin on tell meee

[darklinknotdink]

You drank something known as a death potion. You have now woken up from your death potion induced eepy time. It’s been five years. Welcome back :3

[deactivated-blog]

ohhhh. then can i go kill the maker of this death potion please

[darklinknotdink]

No I love him

[deactivated-blog]

i’ll tell hylia

[darklinknotdink]

Who’s hylia

[deactivated-blog]

G O D

[darklinknotdink]

Is hylia ur mom? What

[deactivated-blog]

for fucks sake no shes a goddess of light she could kill you

[darklinknotdink]

Oh. Never heard of her. What are u telling her again

[deactivated-blog]

fuckit im killing that death potion creator and if you dont like it then youre next <3

[darklinknotdink]

NOOOOOOO

LOOK ST HIMM

HOW COULD YOU 😭😭😭

[deactivated-blog]

whhhhhhhhhat thh fucj?? whu do o feel likw mu moutg ix nighymades

[darklinknotdink]

Welcome back! It’s been fifty years

[deactivated-blog]

mmmmsht th fucj up dinky

[darklinknotdink]

<3 no :3. Also language

[deactivated-blog]

mmno whas goin on tell meee

[darklinknotdink]

You drank something known as a death potion. You have now woken up from your death potion induced eepy time. It’s been five years. Welcome back :3

[deactivated-blog]

ohhhh. then can i go kill the maker of this death potion please

[darklinknotdink]

No I love him

[deactivated-blog]

i’ll tell hylia

[darklinknotdink]

Who’s hylia

[deactivated-blog]

G O D

[darklinknotdink]

Is hylia ur mom? What

[deactivated-blog]

for fucks sake no shes a goddess of light she could kill you

[darklinknotdink]

Oh. Never heard of her. What are u telling her again