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"You're all just rats within my halls, to hell with hospitality..." I go by the name Jake Bryant, but in the ring you can call me Syn. #TeamFreakshow. Just here to Make Wrestling Great Again. 3x World Champion, former United States Champion, former 3x 24/7 Champion. Former Gift of the Gods Champion. Former IWGP Intercontinental Champion. Former IWGP Tag Team Champion with EVIL. I have a beautiful daughter named Wednesday Abigail Bryant. Anything else, feel free to ask. Current PPV Record: 8-13 Five Star Match Count: 3 Six Stat Match Count: 1

[darklord-jakebryant]

Happy 4/20. Did everyone remember to leave out cookies and milk for Matt Riddle?

[darklord-jakebryant]

Hey, guys.

It’s not fair to keep you guys in the dark, so I’m gonna talk to you a little bit about what’s going on.

Tay’s Mom passed. So I’ve been doing my best to try and keep her sane. That, and my depression has flared up once again, and it really makes things hard to try and do anything. We’re not dead, if you guys still want to be here. In fact, we have apps in the inbox that I’ve been neglecting.

I’m gonna try to be around more for you guys. I’m sorry.

[darklord-jakebryant]

Hell of a weekend so far in New Orleans.

Yesterday, I wrestled Jessicka Havok in the morning, James Ellsworth in the afternoon, and Kota Ibuishi in the evening.

This morning, I wrestled ZSJ, this afternoon I wrestled Kassius Ohno at Wrestlemania Axxess, and I just got done tagging with Hiroshi Tanahashi against Abigail and Minoru Suzuki.

Tomorrow, I wrestle just one match, against Will Ospreay. It’s been one hell of a week.

[darklord-jakebryant]

//: sorry about that, folks. Rough few days.

[lefttheminthedust-blog]

Look, I know how it looks, with last night and everything, but guys… Bullet Club is fine.

[darklord-jakebryant]

You attacked Kenny

Shoved the Bucks

Practically jumped Tama from behind.

Bullet Club is definitely not fine.

[darklord-jakebryant]

Holy shit. Strong Style Evolved. Golden Lovers vs Young Bucks. Best tag match ive ever seen.

Hell of a job, @blxndeperfectixn. Tell Kota and the Bucks I said so as well.

[blxndeperfectixn-blog]

Thanks, man.

[darklord-jakebryant]

One day we have to do you and Kota vs me and… I don’t even know. Rosemary? Abigail? Mark Andrews? Tommy End? I don’t know, who’s my Kota Ibushi?

[blxndeperfectixn-blog]

We can do it. You pick the time and place. Lexi, Graves…Tommy’s good.

[darklord-jakebryant]

Well, they’ll need a match to draw for the G1 Special in Long Beach... I’ll find a partner.

[darklord-jakebryant]

Holy shit. Strong Style Evolved. Golden Lovers vs Young Bucks. Best tag match ive ever seen.

Hell of a job, @blxndeperfectixn. Tell Kota and the Bucks I said so as well.

[blxndeperfectixn-blog]

Thanks, man.

[darklord-jakebryant]

One day we have to do you and Kota vs me and... I don’t even know. Rosemary? Abigail? Mark Andrews? Tommy End? I don’t know, who’s my Kota Ibushi?

[darklord-jakebryant]

Still waiting for an answer @redesignedking.

Four more days till Thursday. I asked nicely last week.

If I don’t get an answer by then, I’ll just meet you in the ring and demand one.

[redesignedking-blog]

You’re on.I’m not scared of you.

[darklord-jakebryant]

I don’t want you to be scared. I just want to let you know, that I’m going to be the one walking into the main event of Wrestlefest as champion.

[darklord-jakebryant]

Holy shit. Strong Style Evolved. Golden Lovers vs Young Bucks. Best tag match ive ever seen.

Hell of a job, @blxndeperfectixn. Tell Kota and the Bucks I said so as well.

[darklord-jakebryant]

Still waiting for an answer @redesignedking.

Four more days till Thursday. I asked nicely last week.

If I don’t get an answer by then, I’ll just meet you in the ring and demand one.

[darklord-jakebryant]

DANIEL BRYAN HAS BEEN CLEARED TO WRESTLE AGAIN THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[littlefieryfun-blog]

Maybe you could get a match with him?

[darklord-jakebryant]

Gotta get him out of that WWE Contract first. But I’ll be wrestling at All In. So I’ll put out the challenge, because I don’t have an opponent yet.

[darklord-jakebryant]

DANIEL BRYAN HAS BEEN CLEARED TO WRESTLE AGAIN THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[darklord-jakebryant]

Yes, yes, okay. I lied. They cleared me for the rumble. But if I would’ve been honest, you guys and the fans wouldn’t have popped so hard.

[redesignedking-blog]

You lie, you cheat , you steal  :P

[darklord-jakebryant]

Yes, yes, although still never as good as Eddie.

[darklord-jakebryant]

Yes, yes, okay. I lied. They cleared me for the rumble. But if I would’ve been honest, you guys and the fans wouldn’t have popped so hard.

[xkickingasslassx-blog]

It’s okay. I was happy surprised to see you. :)

[darklord-jakebryant]

What made it better was that I didn’t have to sit in gorilla with you guys, I was already out doing commentary. Made it a bigger surprise for everyone in the back

[darklord-jakebryant]

My favorite match of my career is still, and probably always will be the Hell in a Cell against Courtney at NYR this year. Sure, not my highest rated match, @olesamiole will probably always have that, but all of the insane storytelling we did, with all of the callbacks to old storylines was great. All of the insane outside interference, along with a hot crowd, and a great commentary team in Jim Ross, Mauro Ranallo, and Matt Striker who put lyrics to the music we make in the ring. Plus, it’s not every day you retire the best female wrestler on the planet.

[olesamiole]

And I’m honored to have it. I do agree though that you and Court had a better match. It was good to see her back for the Rumble.

[darklord-jakebryant]

Eh, if you look it from a purely wrestling standpoint, we had a better match, but the match with Courtney was like, that crazy insane car crash “What the hell is going on” style I like in matches. That type of match doesn’t always appeal to people. That’s why our match got 6 Stars, and mine and Courtney’s only got 4.

[darklord-jakebryant]

My favorite match of my career is still, and probably always will be the Hell in a Cell against Courtney at NYR this year. Sure, not my highest rated match, @olesamiole will probably always have that, but all of the insane storytelling we did, with all of the callbacks to old storylines was great. All of the insane outside interference, along with a hot crowd, and a great commentary team in Jim Ross, Mauro Ranallo, and Matt Striker who put lyrics to the music we make in the ring. Plus, it’s not every day you retire the best female wrestler on the planet.

[darklord-jakebryant]

Yes, yes, okay. I lied. They cleared me for the rumble. But if I would’ve been honest, you guys and the fans wouldn’t have popped so hard.