Pinned post. Name’s Reloh. He/him or they/them, I don’t really care which.
FAQ
Are you really a Dark Matter?
Yeah.
Are you evil? Will you hurt me? Are you a threat to society?
No, not unless I have to, no, in that order.
I thought Dark Matters were all-
•dead
Nope, just most of us.
•evil unfeeling monsters
I can’t speak for the entirety of my kind, but I wasn’t unfeeling so much as actively and aggressively discouraged from thinking for myself. Mob mentality is bad enough when you’re not part of a hivemind led by your progenitor who wants to spread suffering and have control on a galactic scale.
•incapable of individual thought or experiencing anything but malice and hatred and suffering
See above.
•other unpleasant thing
There are a lot of stereotypes about us. A lot of them are based on actual things we did. A lot of those also don’t apply anymore. A lot more are just urban legends or things parents told their kids to scare them into behaving. Chances are any answer will be some flavor of no, not anymore, not all of us, or at least not me.
Who is your leader/master/etc?
Me.
What is that in your profile picture?
My hand.
What is the thing biting your hand in your profile picture?
A little shit. I dunno some kind of dragon Loa found in another dimension, there’s like four of them. Another Dimension? Idk the place is fucked up who cares what the name is.
Who is Loa?
Spaceship. She said I can’t share her blog here, though. I don’t want to be homeless again so I’m not risking it.
Why are you green?
Your guess is as good as mine. Also you can’t just ask someone why they’re green.
Are you single? (Actual question that has been asked enough elsewhere for me to address it here)
I am not interested in a relationship.
Do you cry blood? (Another actual question I’ve been asked verbatim)
No?
How do you smell things if you don’t have a nose? (I only got asked this once but it stuck with me)
I dunno.
How are you doing?
I’m on Tumblr, what do you think
*Insert yet another ask about King Dedede shitting or dying or something*
Please stop sending me these
*Insert ask about shitting and Amtrak*
Stop sending me these also
