Is that a TRAIN???

Minor

[awed-frog]

Borneo: a biologist is working, looking for snakes in a pond. Orangutan thinks the man is stuck, reaches out a hand to help him climb to safety.

[coolyo294]

[kaijuno]

[byteofsoup]

Imagine you're so small and cold and scared but there's smaller ones that are smaller and colder and more scared. I'm going to cry

[holdbirbgentlelikehamburger]

Ooh god all the parentified kids are gonna cry over this (it's me, I was parentified)

[ooppo]

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

[flypanegg]

I can't... I can't have it...

[hostofundead]

Miss him already

[flypanegg]

......

[simone-draws-sometimes]

Old habits die hard

[probablybadrpgideas]

boss encounter: anthropomorphic baseball bat wielding a non-anthropomorphic baseball bat

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[anthropicscholar]

gonna be honest, it's giving 'guy who beats people over the head with a statue', which is actually kinda the shit

[joestar-irl]

steel ball run anime, yes, but at the cost of having to witness the most gut wrenching breakup in queerbait duo history all over again

+ and literally any scene with Lucy #give that poor girl a break

[smallcloisville]

SUPERMAN + KIDS = FEELS✨✨

[olarce-art]

Do y’all remember this part 4 episode?

[what-even-is-thiss]

When I was a teenager I had a phase where I called soccer football because the rest of the world called it that but eventually my dad told me “You know, there’s a point where acting smart doesn’t make you smart and just makes you annoying. Refusing to use the word that everyone else around you uses doesn’t make you smarter than them.”

So anyways I call it soccer now.

[forgetful-nerd]

Older turtles should give ominous life advice to their younger counterparts. Their advice should always be for the most ludicrous-sounding advice for things that DID happen to the older turtles, but the younger wouldn’t believe it.

OR

the most basic sounding advice, but they explain the hugely disproportionate consequences that actually happened to them due to not taking said advice.

Need to know how to hotwire a flying vehicle from an alien world while being pursued by space cops? No? Too bad, 2003 Donnie is gonna explain it to you anyway.

You’ve lost one of your weapons and don’t want to go back to retrieve it? Oof—2012 Leo is gonna give you a whole lecture on how one missing throwing star nearly caused the literal destruction of their planet.

[thejohncarver]

[the-director]

This is probably the craziest meme I’ve ever seen. from the formatting of this, from the group chat being KKK, broly being there, the text expanding as it goes on. this is more bizarre than any weirdcore picture I’ve ever seen. 

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still like the term parental unit that we used to use as a joke in middle school and high school. Did everyone else do that or was it just a my social circles thing?

Anyways telling the kids to go collect their parental units at the end of an event is a) funny b) gender neutral and c) just refers to the person currently doing your parenting

Also if you’re on joking terms with your parents “greetings, child” “greetings, parental unit” is a top tier greeting. Makes you sound like robot aliens.

[what-even-is-thiss]

So today on the local news they covered that the US men’s soccer team beat Australia but the news anchors didn’t get nearly as excited about that as they did about the report about the local zoo releasing more endangered lizards into the wild and frankly I agree with them

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Quick shout out to the Down syndrome kid from my after-school program back when I was in grade school. Like yea he had the usual issues but he was a sweetheart and quite funny; and one day both his parents showed up at the same time to pick him up and I had the experience of meeting a family of genetically disabled people that had jobs and a home and a kid in school and it was a profoundly normalizing experience for me like I couldn’t take eugenicists seriously after that because like “no they totally can have whole entire meaningful lives with marriage and children and work and hobbies have you not met Dennis??” Anyway quick shout out to Dennis you were a real one