Ravens are my style

Been here for a long time, I don't have time for your problems because I've got my owns. Misstress of Evil Call me Maleficent

[therefinedevilqueen]

  Aurora rolled her eyes, refusing to show any signs of weakness. She knew she couldn’t give Maleficent the benefit of the doubt, no matter how much she wanted to. The wingless fairy was clearly waiting for the right moment to strike, though Aurora couldn’t help but wonder if she’d had Phillip in her custody, already. “Mal, is that you? Hardly recognized you without that hideous bird of yours.” Aurora slid into a seat. “So, are you going to take my order or continue coming up with clever nicknames for me? I’ve got all night, really.”

[darknessmynameismaleficent]

"Sweet child I do not work here you and you must be dreaming if you think I would serve you ever." Maleficent would rather die than to serve that selfish little puppy princess anything other than poison. No, not poison for a death woud be too easy on her. Now that she thought about it she never really quit her job, she just stopped going there. Maybe she still did work there. Well, it was a question which might not have an answer. "Well, don't you look copletely fine without your prince. What? Got another knight in shinning armor?"

[jayrajpalan-deactivated20241019]

  "First things first - Neal isn’t my husband. Secondly, I don’t want to leave.”

[darknessmynameismaleficent]

"Oh. By the way I've seen him loo-- Well, it's none of my concern your love life, Emma. You could maybe give him something fairy tale related... Which must be really easy to find in this town."

[angusknave-deactivated20150315]

  "I’m quite sure I rather kick myself in the teeth the serve the likes of you mate. Because we’re clearly not in the tea room. Unless you’re blind now that the curse is broken. And it’s a free country, I can address you as I please. What are you gonna do about it anyways?"

[darknessmynameismaleficent]

"You shouldn't adress me as you wish, sweet fool. Believe me, I could turn you to dust with the simple snap of my fingers so you better not try my patience."

[jayrajpalan-deactivated20241019]

  "Unless  Iwant to leave town to get gifts, I don’ see that happening. Storybrooke doesn’t show up on maps, remember?"

[darknessmynameismaleficent]

"You, your husband and him were able to come to town once so I firmly believe you could do it again."

[theleadlostone-deactivated20150]

  "Yes, because calling me names will surely get you what you want."

[darknessmynameismaleficent]

"Then I am done loosing my time with you, Lost Pet."

[jayrajpalan-deactivated20241019]

  "You really need to learn how to talk to people. The name’s Emma,. I also answer to Deputy Swan. Use ‘em, or stop talking to me because I don’t have time for your bullshit.”

[darknessmynameismaleficent]

"Emma..., there's an idea for what to buy for your son. Have you considered anything moreclassic like old Marvel comics?"

[jayrajpalan-deactivated20241019]

  Emma could feel the way the woman was talking down to her, and she was having none of it. “Have you seen the kid’s comic book collection? He owns all of the ones from the Dark Star already.” She mutters, shooting her an annoyed look. “I wouldn’t suggest calling my son a brat in front of me either.”

[darknessmynameismaleficent]

"Look, star blond, there are far too many comic books in the world and I doubt your child has all of them already." Jessabel said rolling her eyes, really unimpressed on how slow could such a person's thoughts run. "All kids are brats."

[jayrajpalan-deactivated20241019]

So, uh…what exactly do you buy for the son you just met a few months ago, the woman who was your friend and is now your mother, the John Doe from the hospital who is now your father? Since…I have no clue. I think the only gifts I can manage on my own are Graham’s and Killian’s, which is pretty depressing. The fact that I can only figure theirs out…not the gifts themselves, I mean. So, uh, help a girl out here?

[darknessmynameismaleficent]

It wasn't really in her best interest helping the savior but Jessabel felt like she owned this woman for making her remember how awesome and powerful she was. "Are you really having trouble buying a kid who likes to read - I say that because I've noticed the brat aroun with comic books and a huge book - a present? Why don't you buy him some good comic book which he might not have yet?" When it came to Snow White and Prince Charming she was about to recommend some condoms but the deputy might take an offense for that.

[theleadlostone-deactivated20150]

  "And why should I tell you my name?"

[darknessmynameismaleficent]

"Oh, you are just a loss of my time, fool."

[theleadlostone-deactivated20150]

  "I would stop talking now if I were you."

[darknessmynameismaleficent]

"And who would you be to be talking to me like that?"

[angusknave-deactivated20150315]

  He knew he was playing with fire, he knew he hadn’t figured out who every one was yet now that the curse had broken. But he didn’t care. He was in one of those moods. Work killed him and all he wanted was a nice drink and he couldn’t even get that. Listening to her though he nodded a bit to her words before speaking, “Well I say try again mate, because this clearly isn’t a neat double whiskey like I asked.”

[darknessmynameismaleficent]

"First of all, you shoudl think twice before aressing me like that. Scond, I no longer work here I thought you were supposed to be serving me drinks, fool."

[angusknave-deactivated20150315]

  "Well look at that, she does have a brain. I mean ya think after almost thirty years you’d know how to pour a decent drink."

[darknessmynameismaleficent]

"Oh, you have no idea how good I can be when it comes to pour stuff. My apoogies if I work better with things much more powerful than simple scotch."

[angusknave-deactivated20150315]

  "The only reason you never got any tips mate was you’re a terrible bartender." He had clearly had one too many and showed no care to how he was treating anything or one that night.

[darknessmynameismaleficent]

"Seems like it's a needed trait for one to work here."

[darknessmynameismaleficent]

For I am such a Powerful Lady

Hood B*tch - Azealia Banks

Seven Devils - Florence + the Machine

The Devil Within - Digital Daggers

Power & Control - Marina and the Diamonds

Flicker (Kanye West Rework) - Lorde

Bleeding Out - Imagine Dragons

Girls/Girls/Boys - Panic! at the Disco

Stop Me - Natalia Kills

Bad Girls - M.I.A.

[theleadlostone-deactivated20150]

  "Insult him again and you’ll be sorry."

[darknessmynameismaleficent]

"So I take you're one of his Lost Pets. That is not a surprise."

[theleadlostone-deactivated20150]

  "I’m older than you think."

[darknessmynameismaleficent]

"Can't say I don't believe you with freaks such as Pan walking around town."

[therefinedevilqueen]

  Aurora heard the familiar voice and instantly froze, looking at the woman, but not able to say anything. Should she run? Should she scream? She couldn’t move to decide, just standing there, her feet glued to the ground.

[darknessmynameismaleficent]

If being back at her latest workplace was bad enough, meeting with such an enemy in there. Jessabel really hoped not to have a run in with Aurora so soon, she still had not plotted how to take down the spoiled bratt. Then again that did not mean she couldn't have fun with the girl. "Look what the feas brought in, if it isn't the sleeping beauty we all love."