Kiwi

Pfp: Art by Lunairis. A twenty-something amateur writer who likes many things and people. No AI. 18+ only. Minors and blank and ageless blogs will be blocked.

[medicinalkiwis]

Hello there, medicinalkiwis here!

My name is Kiwi, I mostly occasionally reblog random stuff relating to writing, gaming, or art, and I am a writer who constantly has ideas mucking about in my head. I'm afraid I haven't ever actually finished anything, though I do have several ideas bouncing around in my head that I plan to actually work on.

I do not approve of my writing to be used to train AI. Thank you.

I consider myself part of many "fandoms" including (primarily) several different anime such as Haikyuu, My Hero Academia, and ; the popular tv show Supernatural; video games like Stardew Valley, Baldur's Gate 3, and Skyrim; and certain YouTubers such as Markiplier, Sam and Colby, and YuuriVoice; and many others. However, I should make it clear that I simply watch the anime in particular and do not keep up with fandom drama that I only hear about much later.

Masterlist:

SFW links will be above the cut, NSFW will be below the cut. "Innocent Seduction" . Astarion x Fem!Tav . NSFW . Content warnings: Explicit s

*Blank and ageless blogs will be blocked.*

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I am willing to take questions relating to what I write or just general questions about anything, as well as requests for one shots or series that anyone wants to see. Please refer to the list under the cut to understand the things I will and will not write for. Feel free to let me know if there's something you're interested in that is not on the list!

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Asks will be tagged as #askkiwi and #kiwianswers

Finished works (such as one shots) will be tagged as #kiwicontent

Parts in a series will be tagged under the name of the series, the number of which part it is following the name of the series, and as #kiwiseries

Requests will be tagged as #kiwirequests and under the name of the person who made the request, or under #anonrequest if the person was anonymous or wanted to be referred to as such

Drabbles will be tagged as #kiwidrabbles

Posts not related to asks, current works, etc. will be tagged as #kiwirambles

Posts related to asks, current works, etc. will be tagged #kiwiinfo

Reblogs will not be given a specific tag, but may be tagged with my thoughts on whatever is reblogged

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Below the cut will be a list of things I will and will not write when taking requests. If you are unsure about something or have questions, feel free to ask!

Warning: Darker themes and nsfw referenced below the cut. More may be added to each list later on.

"☆" means it is something I will write. "×" means it is something I will not.

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☆ Fluff

☆ Angst

☆ Smut (kinks must be discussed please)

☆ Hurt/comfort

☆ Self inserts

☆ Reader inserts

☆ Oc x canon

☆ Oc x oc

☆ Canon x canon

☆ Friends to lovers

☆ Strangers to lovers

☆ Enemies to lovers, so long as it doesn't include themes from the "no" list

☆ Some mental health related content

☆ Referenced past DV

☆ Aftercare

☆ Omegaverse

☆ Some humanoid non-humans (e.g. shifters such as werewolves and dragons, Khajiit, Argonians, Driinkiin race mod for Skyrim, certain aliens)

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× Excessive blood/gore/violence

× Currently abusive relationships or DV

× Horror

× Kinks related to what goes into a toilet

× Incest/stepcest

× Smut with underage or loli characters or

× Dubcon/noncon

× Mindbreak

× Forcing a character to do something they don't want to, i.e. rape

× Furries or bestiality

× Aliens like the necromorphs or zenomorphs (not sure if I spelled that right lol

[sourdough-seal]

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

[yoursminehourss]

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

[yoursminehourss]

if you excuse the bad editing it would look like this

[artistofnothing]

[yoursminehourss]

can we hit 150k before this piece of shits one year anniversary

[ghostingthespace]

u know before yellow emojis took over as automatic, the one we used for this exactly was O_O . which has unfortunately become the shortcut for the stupid blushy one. but we also used to emphasize the emotion by making the mouth bigger, O_________O . there was also o_O , for when you're weirded out, and o_o for small weirds or intrigue. you could use a period instead of an underscore for the mouth, o.o, O.O, which was a little more like shock.

there was also -_- for when you're annoyed. -_-* for pissed. the asterisk is a forehead vein. a very bad day or very bad joke could result in -___________-********** .

anyway that's your history lesson for the day, dont forget your roots.

[jacobtheloofah]

let us also not forget the meekest of them all: ._.

[lynati]

^ _ ^

[infectiouspiss]

kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

[infectiouspiss]

you'll say something as simple as "no child deserves to be hit" and people will crawl out of the woodwork to explain why they should be allowed to beat a 6 year old for spilling some water

[infectiouspiss]

you'll say "i think it's weird that adults literally have control over when children are allowed to use the bathroom" and up pops a teacher to say that when they're not shouting at the kids they teach, they're trying to stop them from hiding in the bathrooms

you'll say "i think children shouldn't be forced to eat food they hate" and here comes someone who feeds their kids plain rice and boiled chicken (while eating a nicely seasoned stirfry) claiming that it's okay actually and kids shouldn't be allowed to taste things

you'll say "i think kids should have bodily autonomy" and in comes someone who pierced their babies ears before it was even 24 hours old, frothing at the mouth because their kid wanted a haircut and thats somehow an insult

[infectiouspiss]

children are an oppressed class and everyone should be looking back at their own childhoods and making sure they don't ever make a child feel the same way they felt.

[ineffectualdemon]

I don't know why people think "I am thinking about Thing in a sexy way" equals "I want and definitely will do Thing in a sex way in real life if I have a chance"

Because like this is how it actually works for me at least:

Some of the things in the green circle would literally disgust me in the other tiers

Some of it is even stuff that other people would find very normal and pedestrian

Sexual partners calling each other "babe" > outside of written fiction is an immediate boner killer for me but in a piece of writing can be hot

Like c'mon

Some things are only fun in your head when there are no actual bodily fluids or clean up or effort needed

Imagination does not equal actual real life actions

[redstonedust]

the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.

[gerardpilled]

sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

[gerardpilled]

everyone I am happy to announce that the stevebucky fanfic author I had in mind while writing this post has officially reblogged it.

[tiggymalvern]

#imo the writers who write insanely good fanfic can’t file the serial numbers off because they grasped the canon so thoroughly #the shitty stuff is publishable because once you change the names you can’t recognize these people

Prev's tags are correct.

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

I know I don't shut up about this but frankly not enough people are angry about the 5-day/40 hour workweek (and I am AWARE a lot of people work even more than that). I feel like a lot more people should be absolutely furious that we only really have two days a week and some occasional hours in the evening to socialise, run errands, do chores, or relax.

It's no wonder so many people are profoundly lonely and disconnected from their communities when maintaining a social life in what little free time we have is incredibly difficult. If you have kids, a second job, a very long commute, or other responsibilities, it's nearly impossible.

We literally aren't meant to live like this and I'll never stop being shocked how many people just take it as the natural state of things and don't want to throw a brick through a billionaire's window every time they think of it.

[herbariumofletters]

Gentle reminder, that being stuck doesn’t mean you’ve failed your story. Sometimes it means your story is asking you to pause, breathe, and listen closer. Silence is part of the dialogue too. So trust that when the words return, they’ll definitely return much stronger. And remember, you've got this.✨

[skeletomez]

[scorpionlafemme]

[demareth]

but it isnt too late to start tho! if you suddenly wake up and realize the years have slipped by you can start actively living again!

[demareth]

and you know what im not done i think that its actually a very normal and healthy ebb and flow of life

its okay to have stagnant periods, all life has periods of time in its life cycle just to exist and conserve energy and its okay for people to do that too.

but its also very important not to stay in that stagnant period forever!

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[bethsvrse]

me when writing

[thatboisus]

maybe i was born to read fanfic and obsess over fictional men idk

[l0caltiredgirl]

when i want fluff/angst fics and all i’m getting is smut

the struggle is real

[xanaxfarts]

allow yourself to be a beginner

[dateamonster]

can we send up a quick thank you to pdf uploaders, torrent seeders, copy sharers, scanlators, fansubbers, digitizers, paywall dodgers, and various other internet archivers for making niche art and information more accessible in a media landscape where all but the most profitable mainstream are often tossed aside and left to rot