okay look i like emo boys

axel (xe/xem or he/him), adult. fandom blog. current fandom: hermitcraft :)

[eydilily]

hermit a day 5: joehills 🎬

check out the HADM fundraiser this year! (i'm doing some rewards for it too :3c)

[poppitron360]

Sending love to everyone who has an Avid and/or Marm-based wip, whether fanfic or fanart, especially if it’s something like a longfic that you’ve been working on for a while.

Sending love to everyone who has a fanwork ready to post, and are now unsure of whether they want to.

Sending love to everyone who has already published a fanwork or post that they’re not sure if they want to delete.

Sending love to the moderators of confession blogs.

Sending love to everyone with rp blogs of Avid and Marm’s characters.

Sending love to everyone currently deeply hyperfixating on one of Avid or Marm’s characters.

Sending love to everyone with Avid or Marm fictives.

This is a very distressing time, and we all have some big decisions to make, but you don’t have to make it alone. We’re a community. Love and hugs all around.

[phantomrose96]

You know the. You know the Femme Fatale "I grew up with 10 brothers so I know how to fight" character?

That's

That's Roy Mustang

Just the opposite.

Roy "I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to disguise covert information reconnaissance as flirting" Mustang.

"I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to weaponize my sexual charm to disarm others and win favor."

Roy led every higher-up to believe he was just a fuckboy and a manwhore in this for his own ego and that they shouldn't view him as any kind of violent revolutionary like "no sir I'm just a slut."

Roy Mustang.

[phantomrose96]

I'm surprised I didn't say this in the original post but to specify: Roy Mustang grew up in a brothel, specifically he grew up adopted by a woman running a brothel where, specifically, all the women there are in the business of covert information reconnaissance by playing escort to important politicians.

Which. is an absolutely batshit primary character backstory to mention once, late in the series, and then immediately move on from.

And actually Hiromu Arakawa did it so well that every single fan interpretation of Roy Mustang for the FMA03 anime treated him as an honest to god man-slut. Bought his whole act hook line and sinker.

And you do, in fact, need to get further into the manga/Brotherhood to realize he is just acting like a slut because surely a true and honest hand-to-god slut like this guy wouldn't be overthrowing the government.

[serdunkthelunk]

It's so over (got stranded on Mars) we're so back (I can grow food here) it's so over (we left a guy on Mars) we're so back (we've established communication) it's so over (the airlock exploded and the crops froze) we're so back (we've cut down the launch window for a resupply) it's so over (the probe exploded) we're so back (the space program in China has been working on their own probe that can launch in the correct window to get him supplies) it's so over (we didn't tell the hermes crew about a separate possible mission) we're so back (the hermes crew committed mutiny and are now on the way to save Watney) it's so over (we have to remove the front of his spacecraft to get him into space) we're so back (we can cover the hole with a tarp) it's so over (the tarp ripped off during launch and the distance between the hermes and the mav is too wide) we're so back (we can use remaining thruster fuel to course correct) it's so over (if we do this we'll be going too fast) we're so back (we can build a bomb and blow up part of the station to slow us down) it's so over (there's still too much distance between the Hermes and Watney) we're so back (he poked a hole in his suit and flew to us like iron man)

[platonbatonn]

go ahead be gone with it

[spiraling-trap]

i’m on my period so i gave light yagami period cramps to make me feel better

[spiraling-trap]

continuation

[ajga-artz]

VAPRIS TODAY

[sol-arsystem]

is this anything

[monodramatical]

I love and support all of my mcyt mutuals but god bless what are the names of these people. you are all reblogging posts about scrimblo bimblo's deeply queerplatonic bond with spinkle in the jimble-jamble-womble-thon and then putting the most beautiful sistine chapel level art of deeply symbolic and emotional moments tagged #Squamp on my dash. who is squamp!!! which coworker are they gay for !!!!!!!

[elfstrogenized]

You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

If I had a Death Note I'd use the death control rules to try to make entertaining scenarios. I'd list seven different world-destroying billionaires under "burns to death on a livestream on a mega yacht" and set it for the maximum allowed time of death after writing and see if the Death Note can create a livestreamed billionaire yacht party that goes horribly wrong in one month.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I would also cause so much collateral damage. The rules specify that you can't peripherally kill others with the Note, but they say nothing about listing deaths as "AI server farm explosion" or "military drone factory collapse"

[kangablog]

idk

[mi5hastuff]

Listen, LISTEN. Just bare with me for sec.

[maddiemusic-miscellaneousmesses]

I’m making you guys suffer with me

[jemfished]

🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇go my bat owen 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

[confetti-critter]

environmental storytelling

[foxinahole]

2006 half-vamp Abolish goes through a packet of gum a day because it's not that he doesn't have fangs, they've just never fully grown in (and never will). So he's stuck with teething pain (although not piercing through gum, so it's less bad) 24/7 and will explode if he's not constantly chewing to distract himself

[bidulgie]

Oh my god I miss these bozos