one bad gloop

jesus fucking christ what is wrong with you

[darkselfshipimagines]

if you and your f/o were both on the moon and they killed you with a rock would that be fucked up or what

[darkselfshipimagines]

imagine you and your yucky villainous evil f/o watching paw patrol amvs together. problematically.

[darkselfshipimagines]

self insert postivity for people whose f/o’s fucking hate them.  for people whose f/o’s wish they weren’t alive and wish them bodily harm.   f/o’s who don’t wash their ass out of spite.  you.  are.  valid.

[darkselfshipimagines]

imagine your dark and villainous f/o asking for a divorce because you are just so sucks. jesus fucking christ what were they thinking.

[darkselfshipimagines]

can’t wait to monetize this blog evilly and cruelly

[darkselfshipimagines]

PAY FOR YOUR DARK SELF SHIP IMAGINES

[darkselfshipimagines]

can’t wait to monetize this blog evilly and cruelly

[yandereselfshipimagines]

Imagine your yandere f/o pushing you against a wall.

[darkselfshipimagines]

my url is better than yours

[darkselfshipimagines]

imagine you and your dark and evil f/o were the two trucks

[darkselfshipimagines]

your dark and villainous evil f/o be like it’s fun for me just to do abuse plus my proshippers got an attitude

[darkselfshipimagines]

imagine your dark and evil f/o adjusting his glasses and whispering high-pitched in your ears as he pulls his pants all the way up his ass and crotch saying “did i do that?”

[psychomantisvevo]

[darkselfshipimagines]

STOPPPP OMGGGGG

[darkselfshipimagines]

oh?  you think your SHIP is SAFE?  (grabs you) (i put on my osha hat)

[orgyporgy]

There’s a gas leak in my brain

[darkselfshipimagines]

imagine your dark and evil f/o adjusting his glasses and whispering high-pitched in your ears as he pulls his pants all the way up his ass and crotch saying “did i do that?”

[darkselfshipimagines]

anybody in this thread smoke weed

[junk-hed]

so what if you can see

the darkest side of me

no one would ever change this

animal I have become

[darkselfshipimagines]

your selfships: ““healthy”““ “““Coping”“““ “““safe for work”““

my selfships:

[darkselfshipimagines]

imagine your dark and villainous f/o checking your nose for boogers before your zoom class