Just Going Through The Motions

topsyturvytoker is my other blog

[tastefullyoffensive]

[darlinglookwhatyouvedone]

I see you there Chewie, up there past the Raindbow Road. I see you looking down on me and visiting me in my dreams. You never really left and you never really will, but that doesn't mean I dont miss you still. 🖤

[taavot-deactivated20170404]

remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming ITS A WEED

[rabbittrabbitt]

also like:

dandelions are edible, easy to grow, and are rich in vitamins a, c, k, beta-carotene, calcium, iron, manganese, and potassium

dandelions can be made into wine, tea, soft drinks, and a coffee substitute

they are used in herbal remedies to treat liver and digestive problems and as a diuretic

they’re good for bees!

they make good companion plants for various herbs and tomatoes; their long taproot helps bring up nutrients in the soil and they release ethylene gas which ripens fruit

dandelions secrete latex which means they can be used to make natural rubber 

they make great flower crowns 

[mszombi]

Why ARE they considered a weed? They’re a good flower? Who decided they were bad? =(

[pinkbaron]

lawn culture made the decision to consider dandelions weeds

[theslaybymic]

#MaybeHeDoesntHitYou spotlights abuse that isn’t physical

Physical violence is not the only type of domestic abuse. On Monday, Twitter users reminded everyone about the nonphysical forms relationship abuse can take with the hashtag #MaybeHeDoesntHitYou. One tweet shows the pain of emotional abuse with just two additional words.

[coolerthanbeans-blog]

Reblog if you are a Witch and also a Bitch

[sizvideos]

Discover PlayDate, the world’s first pet camera in a smart ball. Get more information here

[graceless-goddess-deactivated20]

[graceless-goddess-deactivated20]

I’m glad this is circulating 😊 I’m looking to find the documentary (I think that’s the name in the upper left corner)

[takingbackourculture]

It is! http://organicthejarawas.com/

From the blog: “The Jarawa are one of the few Afro-Asian peoples living in the Andaman Islands in India. They are pygmies. They lead a life of hunter-gatherers, and they’ve lived in total isolation for tens of thousands of years. The Jarawas are the last descendants of the first modern humans who left Africa to explore the world, 60,000 years ago. Their present numbers are estimated at 420 individuals. They live in small groups of about fifty individuals. They are semi-nomadic. Their diet is mainly wild pigs, turtles and crabs or fish they fish with bows and arrows in coral reefs. They also collect fruits, roots, tubers and honey. Very little about the history of the Jarawa are known. Their hostility to the outside world has preserved them but hardly anyone has been able to study their culture and language.”

[awellboiledicicle]

A necromancer using their powers to change raisins back into grapes.

[carabas]

#raisin the dead #as it were

[pocula-blog]

[ceasepool]

[darlinglookwhatyouvedone]

I need to know what happens next

[concealed-dreams]

[asian]

[darlinglookwhatyouvedone]

Same tho

[elitaharkov-deactivated20180526]

[idkselly]

when u broke af but u strongly support treating yourself

[ultraviolentangel-deactivated20]

your labia is so small and pretty, my boyfriend won't go down on me because mine is long and gross

drop his ass

[ladydabigale-deactivated2017022]

If your man won’t go down on you, he’s not a man.

[postpresence]

[bill-11b]

Oh. My. Fuck. 

[bestpresidentna-deactivated2017]

This is one of those things you do as a parent bc ur an asshole and know that your kid doesn’t know any better and you know that like fine wine this is only going to get funnier with age, like a great big bottle of uncorked shame

[alishenciya]

Hogwarts subjects | Herbology

Herbology is the study of magical and mundane plants and fungi, making it the wizarding equivalent to botany. Herbology is a core class and subject taught at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, in which students learn to care for and utilize plants, learn about their magical properties and what they are used for. Many plants provide ingredients for potions and medicine, while others have magical effects of their own right.

[flightless-wings]

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

[imperfectkreis]

Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.