party and bullshit

❝children, broadripple is b u r n i n g ❞

[darrenfvk]

alicegif:

“Wha– me? No, dude, I mean. I would help, if I weren’t me. But I am me, so I’m not going to help. No offense or anything. I’ll watch, though, and make sure you don’t hurt yourself.”

“Yeah, well, I’m not gonna hurt myself. If you aren’t gonna help out, then scram.”

[darrenfvk]

yikesali:

“I’m weak, I don’t wanna do anything. Do you have any snacks instead?”

“Snacks come as a reward to those who help. C’mon-- you can take a light box, if you want.”

[darrenfvk]

“What? Are you gonna help me, or not? All this shit’s not gonna move itself.”

[darrenfvk]

vancoffs:

oh no, they were all there right smack dap on her ass. harry on right cheek, niall, louis, liam in the crack, and zayn on the left cheek. it was a work of art, man !

That’s a beautiful thing. Well, to each their own, right? 

[darrenfvk]

vancoffs:

one time i was at a party where everyone was playing strip poker and this girl, can’t remember her name to save my life, sucked terribly at the game. so, when it came time for her to take off her pants, she revealed her one direction underwear. the girl fucking had harry styles on her ass ! definitely, the best game of strip poker i’ve ever had. 

Damn. That’s one way to leave a mark, I guess-- I wonder if she has the other four, too? Or three, I guess. I mean, depends on when she bought ‘em.

[darrenfvk]

WTF THE FUCK HI!!!!

im so sorry i havent been able to be on all day but this is darren and hes a damaged little angel puppy and i love him sm (i hope u do too)

pls like this/hmu to plot!! i beg